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This book is a collection of funny anecdotes, touching and meaningful stories, and reflections about growing old. Let us delight in the humor that the elderly bring to us, treasure the values and lessons they teach us, and be truly edified and inspired by their lives. -- Fr Jerry Orbos SVD
Humor and joy abound in this entertaining look at senior life. From handling day-to-day foibles to connecting with your kids and grandkids, gentle humorist Karen O'Connor keeps you smiling, laughing, and appreciating the wisdom that comes with experience. My Favorite Senior Moments encourages you to look on the sunny...and funny...side of the street and enjoy the benefits of living long, including... chuckling at how God uses children to remind you of His blessings discovering that love and romance have no time limits navigating today's technology...with the help of grandkids remembering penny loafers—even if the salesperson doesn't enjoying new adventures and appreciating familiar ones God is with you every step of the way, and these vignettes full of character and wit prove it.
WHAT OTHERS SAY "SENIOR MOMENTS is very funny. Laughter always makes me feel better. I have experienced many of the examples describeed in this book for several years." - Rosa Parks, Civil Rights Activist, Detroit, Michigan "I couldn't put the book down. As I flipped the pages, it seemed as if every page was about me" Geraldine Wright-Collins, Elementary School Principal, Atlanta, Georgia "I purchased some issues of the first edition of SENIOR MOMENTS as gifts for my friends and relatives. They loved it!" -Barbara Sargent Killen, Richmond Heights, Florida I read a few pages aloud when I went to a beauty salon. Everybody wanted to know where they could purchase the book."-Cletonia Franklin, Insrtuctional Specialist, Atlanta, Georgia "I enjoyed reading every page. It's almost as if I were looking in a mirror. A lot of the stories sounded just like me."-Billye Ivy, Miami Florida
Like it or not, senior moments happen. We might as well laugh about them and thank God for the way they add interest to our lives. After all, what would life be without the phone ringing faintly from where you left it in the fridge? Some senior moments are more heartbreaking or embarrassing than funny. But in every case, we can take them to the Lord who cares for us. Each of the 90 short pieces in this encouraging book contains a note to God about a topic of special interest to seniors, a word from God in Scripture, a prayer, and a place for the reader to write his or her note to God.
Remember when your parents would say they were having a "senior moment" when they couldn't find their keys? As it turns out, you don't have to be a senior to do this. Living in an age of multi-tasking has apparently fried our brains to the point where people in their twenties are looking for their phone....while they are on the phone. This is a collection of "senior moments" experienced by people of all ages. Hopefully they will make you laugh and feel better about how you're doing in life. When you're done reading them, we've also provided you with some space to make your own collection, either of your own moments or those of friends and relatives. Keep this book and refer back to it for years to come!
The president who left the nuclear launch codes in a suit at the dry cleaners. The novelist who put the orange juice outside and the kitten in the refrigerator. The Russian general who left home in full military dress . . . minus his pants. The famous sex goddess who blew the same line through 52 takes. And the rock star who no longer remembers 1975. Filled with classic lapses, gaffes, and mental bloopers, 1,000 Unforgettable Senior Moments is a fabulous and witty gift for anyone of a certain age. And now it is updated, revised with more than 20 percent new stories, and repackaged in two color, making it an even more vibrant, visually appealing, fresh, and compellingly readable book. Anyone who’s ever had a mental lapse will empathize with relative spring chicken Nicki Minaj, who, while accepting a BET Viewers’ Choice Award, forgot why she was receiving the statuette (on live national television, no less). Or the team of astrophysicists who believed they had discovered proof of alien life—only to discover the signals were coming from the lunchroom microwave. Here’s a best man forgetting to show up at the wedding, a musician leaving his priceless cello in a cab, the bank robber who wrote a holdup note on a paycheck stub that had his name and address printed on it, and the Fox studio chief who, when pressed by his leading lady to remember her name, offered “. . . Cleopatra?”
A festively funny cartoon collection by Whyatt. Have you drunk too much and fallen asleep on the sofa? Have you eaten your weight in food and had to undo the button on your trousers? Are you stuck with a certain family member you've been avoiding all year? Yes, it's... Christmas! The festive time is finally here and what better way to depict the good humour of Christmas than Tim Whyatt's Senior Moments: Christmas. Filled with hilarious illustrations this is a book that will have you laughing around the Christmas table. See a side to Santa you never new, snowmen with a sense of humour and of course the priceless, festive family moments we all love.
Karen O’Connor, bestselling author of Gettin’ Old Ain’t for Wimps (more than 300,000 copies sold), offers a great collection of humorous anecdotes on senior moments. Readers in the better half of life will discover 365 rather funny situations to avoid, with some of them sounding all too familiar. They are encouraged to avoid… leaving the key in the front door and going to sleep feeling secure. purchasing a book to improve your memory but leaving it at the checkout counter. dropping the boat anchor and then realizing it wasn’t tied to the boat. This warmhearted and playful book encourages laughter and taking life in stride.