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Compilation of Jokes from several categories for a laugh by all. Religion Credit Rating Crazity! Eggistic? On Jocular conversions: Jokes based on many countries, India, USA,UK,Aussie,etc. Silly FB Jokes like: Q: Why did you say Facebook is like Jail? A: You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and guys you don’t really know poke you! Q: Why is Facebook a great site for loners? A: Because it's the only place where they can talk to a wall and not be considered a loser! Q: Why shouldn't have Facebook paid $18 Billion dollars for Whatsapp? A: They could've downloaded it for free! Heavenly Jokes like this $1 MILLION IN HEAVEN Victor asked God, "How much is a penny worth in heaven?" God replied, "$1 million." Victor asked, "How long is a minute in heaven?" God said, "One million years." Victor asked for a penny. God said, "Sure, in a minute."
A compilation of uncategorised joke book for everyone to laugh. Second in the series This book comes in two editions. This one is Black and White Edition. Keep laughing that is too healthy to ignore. Sample: Some one on top A man goes to the psychiatric and says: “Doc, I have a big problem. When I am on my bed I think there is someone under it. When I go under it I think there is someone on top of it.” The doctor tells him he must heal for 2 years. After some time the doctor meets the man on the street and asks him why he did not come. The man says: “A friend healed me for only 10 dollars. He told me to cut the legs of the bed.”
There are no dirty jokes or porno in this book, but most are very risqu� and very funny. We poke fun at everything and everyone, no exceptions. Black, white, boy, girl, other, Democrat or Republican, we don't care they are going to get it.Author believes that a joke a day keeps the doctor away. With over 6,000 jokes in his library, one can imagine the variety found in his joke books. All of his joke books can be displayed on the living room table and read by anyone.
DAD JOKES UNLIMITED This book consist of amazing(not so much) dad jokes, promising eye rolls and laughter. This is the perfect gift for DAD's of all ages. The first page is dedicated for you to write a small message to your dad, husband, grandpa.... or someone you know entering into fatherhood.. Get them this perfect gift this Father's day, Christmas or their Birthday...... caution: Laughter's are promised....or not.DAD Jokes Unlimited is a collection of 1049 ultimate jokes about, Corny Dad Jokes One-Liner Dad Jokes Dad Joke Puns Funny Dad Jokes Bad Dad Jokes Hilarious Dad Jokes Dumb Dad Jokes Dad Jokes for Kids 'Groaner' Dad Jokes Sick Dad Jokes "My Wife" Dad Jokes Parenting Dad Jokes "I Have a Joke About..." Dad Jokes Pop Culture Dad Jokes "To The Person Who Stole My..." Dad Jokes Dad Jokes for Adults Dad Jokes That Are Responses to Kid Questions
Why couldn't the computer take its Hat off? Because it had its CAPS LOCK on. Here is a list of over 1000 "cheesy", nerdy, and fantastic dad jokes and a brain puzzle like no other. Everyone loves cheesy, smartly timed dad jokes because they are told by your dad, and you only get one dad right? Dad jokes could make you wince, they make you moan, but the one thing they have in common is they come from dad. You can help your dad improve his assemblage of jokes that make will you wince and giggle at the same time. 1001 Unique dads joke book could make a great gift for your dad who has everything and has heard everything. Or maybe you want to buy it for yourself and come equipped the next time dad wants to have a joke off. So if you want to laugh your way to wholeness with fresh, funny and unlimited jokes, brain puzzles and puns, click "add to cart"!
If you're cold, go stand in the corner I heard its 90 degrees! Here is a list of 1,438 "cheesy", nerdy, and fantastic dad jokes and a brain puzzle like no other. Everyone loves cheesy, smartly timed dad jokes because they are told by your dad, and you only get one dad right? Dad jokes could make you wince, they make you moan, but the one thing they have in common is they come from dad. You can help your dad improve his assemblage of jokes that make will you wince and giggle at the same time. 1001 Unique dads joke book could make a great gift for your dad who has everything and has heard everything. Or maybe you want to buy it for yourself and come equipped the next time dad wants to have a joke off. So if you want to laugh your way to wholeness with fresh, funny and unlimited jokes, brain puzzles and puns, click "add to cart"!
Whether you re making a toast at a wedding, trying to break the ice at a party, or just want to make your boss giggle, the Ultimate Book of Jokes is the first and last resource you'll ever need. From road-crossing chickens and classic knock knock jokes to the naughty, nice, and totally soused, no subject goes unmocked in this collection of over 1,500 jokes, packaged in a deluxe embossed board cover with 2-color line art throughout. Scott McNeeley, author of Ultimate Book of Card Games, mined decades worth of jokes to find chuckle-inducing punch lines for joke lovers of all stripes from yo mamma aficionados to naughty limerick connoisseurs.
400+ Funny Jokes for Kids! Are you looking for a fun book to keep the kids entertained and happy? This funny joke book for kids is excellent for early and beginning readers. Laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! This books is especially great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. 400+ funny jokes Excellent for early and beginner readers Hours of fun and entertainment for kids and children Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud Funny and hilarious jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and MASSIVE assortment of jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This awesome joke book for kids is easy to read and full of laughs! WARNING: This funny joke book will cause you to laugh hysterically! Bird Jokes Bug Jokes Cat Jokes Cow Jokes Dinosaur Jokes Elephant Jokes Fish Jokes Food Jokes Frog Jokes Horse Jokes Knock Knock Jokes Monkey Jokes Pig Jokes Rabbit Jokes School Jokes Snake Jokes Sports Jokes From this Funny Joke Book... Q: What happens when ducks fly upside down? A: They quack up! HAHA! Q: What type of tool did cave men use? A: A dino-saw! LOL! Q: What food is good for the brain? A: Noodle soup! HAHA! Q: What does a gorilla learn first in school? A: The apey-cees! LOL! Q: What is a runner's favorite subject in school? A: Jog-raphy! 400+ Funny Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children) This MASSIVE collection of 400+ funny jokes is one of the funniest collections in the world! This joke book is excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Johnny B. Laughing is the online comedy king! Scroll up and click 'buy' to get your copy today! Tags: animal, animals, jokes, chicken, chickens, cow, cows, pig, pigs, horse, horses, online, animal jokes online, book, books, ebook, funny, ebooks, comedy, hilarious, joke book about animals, baby animals, animal books, kids joke book, children's joke book, ebook, laugh, kids jokes, kids joke books, animal book, farm animal book, childrens joke book, childrens joke books, laughing, lol, haha, best jokes, funniest jokes, farm animal jokes, funny jokes, funny joke, hilarious, jokes online, reptiles, amphibians, comedy, hilarious jokes, mammals, laugh, laughing, clean jokes, clean jokes for kids, free joke book, free jokes, free gift included, best jokes, funniest jokes, in the world, farm animals, farm, farms, farm animal, kids jokes about animals, animal book, free gift included, free joke book download, free joke book, kindle unlimited books for kids, kindle unlimited, funny jokes, jokes for kids, kids jokes, ages 4-8, ages 6-8, preschool, early reader, beginner readers, funny animal books, kindle book, kindle joke book, jokes for kids, kids jokes, childrens jokes, funny jokes
Why are mountain ranges funny? Because they're hill areas. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. Garbage collectors don't need formal education to get hired. They pick it up as they go along. That awkward silence that left you longing for an awkward joke - make the moment less awkward. That one coworker that rattles off knee slappers with a breeze - now you can be her! It's your turn to give the jokers in your life (friends, dads, moms, uncles, aunts, siblings, spouses, neighbors) their own embarrassingly cringey eye roll. Maybe you need a chuckle. Or your friend does. Your friend definitely does. Yep, and your dad. Father's Day is coming up. Get them a copy! From groans to trombones we've collected, created, and curated the best dad jokes. 1001 of them to be exact (technically a lot more). And... edited for content! (One of our editors had a perfect score on the GMAT writing portion and creates content professionally got your eyes rolling already). We wanted a great dad joke book and read critical reviews and thought - why not make our own! We took notes, removed duplicates, and leaned on grammar sticklers. We also tried to tone down the religion/politics/drugs/sex stuff - but kept some edge (watch for uncle jokes book). Still not ready to buy? You don't want to commit. That's cool. Click on the author link by the title and check out our Express Edition for just a dollar/euro/pound. Or, check out all of the jokes in each of four sections for free with your Kindle Unlimited subscription! Wait, who are you again? So, yeah. Years ago, the genesis of the jokes... We didn't know, but a cascade of events would take us from devilishly charming unbridled singles to diaper changing, tantrum calming, homework assisting, bug killing dads (and moms). Somehow we got from cruising the late night bar/club/festival scene to towing babies/toddlers/kids to happy hours with our supportive partners before rushing home to crash (hopefully after the kids). Along the way, corny (successful!) pickup lines morphed into dad jokes as we picked up a few responsibilities, lost a little hair, and added a few pounds/kilos. Really, though, our jokes are for everyone. You don't have to be a dad (or mom) or even like kids (sometimes we don't!) to enjoy, obvs. We hope a bit of humour will brighten your days...
How do you get a bird back into its cage? What do you get when you cross a dog with any other animal? What do you get if you roll a ferret in salt and why can't cats and dogs grow thumbs of their own? Three hundred pet jokes and oodles of amusement await you in "Pet Jokes:300 Clean, Funny Pet-sational Jokes!" In this collection of witty one-liners, you will find the answers to all of these questions and much more! From jokes for any pet owner to the more unusual reptilian and aquatic pets, there's a joke in this collection for any pet you can imagine! Have a copy and have your friends and family giggling, chuckling and chortling out loud with this book of good, clean, pet-sational fun!