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Joel Osteen is one of the most inspirational speakers of our time. He feeds my spirit on a regular basis and now you too can enjoy the words of Joel Osteen in bite size pieces in this Double Combo Pack of Joel Osteen Quotes and Joel Osteen Jokes that I (Don Pasco) have personally selected for you! Yes! In this Double Combo Pack I have combined two of my bestselling books together. Now you can enjoy both the inspiration of Joel's quotes and also the amusing short, clean jokes that Joel loves to tell. Audio and Video Bonus Offer inside Inside this book, for a Limited time, purchasers can also take advantage of a bonus offer and receive an AUDIO version AND a VIDEO version of the Joel Osteen Jokes book absolutely Free! What Others Are Saying About The Joel Osteen "Quotes" Book: I want to thank God for using you to inspire me. This book was very uplifting for me. As Christians sometimes we may not know where we stand or what we have a right to and this book opens your mind to see past yourself. This book is a great tool to assist in taking my eyes off the negative things in my life and focus on the positive... And without a doubt your book is surely one of those tools... Matys review I love his quotes. Seems to cover every aspect of life. It's simple and to the point... By Linda L. (Idaho, USA) What Others Are Saying About The Joel Osteen "Jokes" Book: This little book by Don Pasco is a joy to read, especially if you are a fan of Joel Osteen. His messages each week start off with a clean, funny joke, and it really breaks the ice for some people who would normally not tune in to a TV preacher. Joel's personality is great-he always has a smile and an inspiring word. If you are a person who feels negative when you think of TV pastors, I encourage you to watch Joel one time and see if you feel the same. I think he will bless you, and thanks to Don for writing this book. By Terri (Scottsburg, Indiana) My husband and I had a very good time reading this book. The jokes are great, and we had some good laughs together. Our favorite joke was the one with Satan himself turning up for a Sunday morning church service. We found it in the chapter: "Miscellaneuos." Highly recommended! By Lis S.
Every week Pastor Joel Osteen likes to get started with something funny. Having a sense of humor is an important attribute for all of us to have. We all need the capacity to laugh. After all, joy is a gift from God. We all know there's more than enough negative things in the world that we hear about each and every day, either through the news media or even in our own lives and the lives of those around us. Are You a Light Hearted Person? I personally feel that we should always be looking for things that make us laugh, chuckle or smile. I like the feeling of being a "Light Hearted" person and I hope you do too. I am arguably Joel Osteen's biggest fan but rather than argue about it, I'd prefer to just give in to anyone else who feels that they are a bigger fan than me. I currently weigh about 170 pounds so if you weigh more than I do, I guess you have a valid point. Now if you found that (my corny joke) even slightly amusing, I believe that you are going to absolutely love this collection of Joel's Jokes that I have put together all in one place that you can read in one sitting if you'd like. And if you're like me, you'll enjoy telling them just as much as reading them. Joel states upfront that the jokes are not doctrinally correct... that they're just to make us laugh so I too want to mention that here. Chapter Headings in Book 1 Include: - Ladies Joel Heard About - Men Joel Heard About - Ministers and Pastors - Miscellaneous You could use a good laugh right about now, couldn't you? You could be laughing within minutes. If you are already familiar with Joel's Jokes then you already know that what makes these jokes so cool is because they are short, clean and funny! If you like to tell jokes yourself, you can use these in almost any scenario, without fear that any are "low class" (for lack of a better term). Sure you may have heard a few of these before, but that doesn't mean that they aren't funny second time around. Does it? Are You a Light Hearted Person? I personally feel that we should always be looking for things that make us laugh. I like the feeling of being a "Light Hearted" person and I hope you do too. And if you're anything like me, you'll enjoy telling these jokes just as much as reading them. Are you ready to get started? Well then what are you waiting for? Let's get your giggle going.
Every week Pastor Joel Osteen likes to get started with something funny.Having a sense of humor is an important attribute for all of us to have.We all need the capacity to laugh. After all, joy is a gift from God.We all know there's more than enough negative things in the world that we hear abouteach and every day, either through the news media or even in our own lives and the lives of those around us.Are You a Light Hearted Person?I personally feel that we should always be looking for things that make us laugh,chuckle or smile. I like the feeling of being a "Light Hearted" person and I hope you do too.I am arguably Joel Osteen's biggest fan and although I feel his messages are far more important to assimilate and comprehend, I also enjoy his short, clean jokes and thought perhaps others might enjoy them too, all put together in one place that you can read in one sitting if you'd like.And if you're like me, you'll enjoy telling them just as much as reading them.Joel states upfront that the jokes are not doctrinally correct...that they're just to make us laugh, so I too want to mention that here.Wouldn't you like to have 26 of Joel's short, funny clean jokes available to you anytime you want? And don't forget about the bonuses I created... the audio and video versions so you'll be able to read, listen or watch... whichever you prefer.Chapter Headings Included Are:Ladies Joel Heard AboutMen Joel Heard AboutMinisters and PastorsMiscellaneousYou could use a good laugh right about now, couldn't you?You could be laughing within minutes.See you on the inside.LOL - No Really! Laugh OUT LOUD!
Joel Osteen Jokes Volume 2 If you are already familiar with Joel's Jokes then you already know that what makes these jokes so cool is because they are short, clean and funny! If you like to tell jokes yourself, you can use these in almost any scenario, without fear that any are "low class" (for lack of a better term). Sure you may have heard a few of these before, but that doesn't mean that they aren't funny second time around. Does it? Every week Pastor Joel Osteen likes to get started with something funny. Having a sense of humor is an important attribute for all of us to have. We all need the capacity to laugh. After all, joy is a gift from God. We all know there's more than enough negative things in the world that we hear about each and every day, either through the news media or even in our own lives and the lives of those around us. Are You a Light Hearted Person?I personally feel that we should always be looking for things that make us laugh. I like the feeling of being a "Light Hearted" person and I hope you do too. And if you're anything like me, you'll enjoy telling these jokes just as much as reading them. Joel states upfront that the jokes are not doctrinally correct... that they're just to make us laugh so I too want to mention that here. Are you ready to get started? Well then what are you waiting for? Let's get your giggle going.
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Joel Osteen Jokes Every week Pastor Joel Osteen likes to get started with something funny. Having a sense of humor is an important attribute for all of us to have. We all need the capacity to laugh. After all, joy is a gift from God. We all know there's more than enough negative things in the world that we hear about each and every day, either through the news media or even in our own lives and the lives of those around us. Are You a Light Hearted Person? I personally feel that we should always be looking for things that make us laugh, chuckle or smile. I like the feeling of being a "Light Hearted" person and I hope you do too. I am arguably Joel Osteen's biggest fan but rather than argue about it, I'd prefer to just give in to anyone else who feels that they are a bigger fan than me. I currently weigh about 170 pounds so if you weigh more than I do, I guess you have a valid point. Now if you found that (my corny joke) even slightly amusing, I believe that you are going to absolutely love this collection of Joel's Jokes that I have put together all in one place that you can read in one sitting if you'd like. And if you're like me, you'll enjoy telling them just as much as reading them. Joel states upfront that the jokes are not doctrinally correct... that they're just to make us laugh so I too want to mention that here. Chapter Headings Included Are: • Ladies Joel Heard About • Men Joel Heard About • Ministers and Pastors • Miscellaneous You could use a good laugh right about now, couldn't you? You could be laughing within minutes. See you on the inside.
In order to report his late father's real life EPA whistleblower crime, Kevin Neece confesses his life story to the FBI in the form of a Scandalous Filmmaker Tell All that's been described as Self Delusional, Self Destructive, and Surreal.
An English art school Casanova wrestles with his personal demons in this jazzy, sexy and seemingly autobiographical first novel by the author of Get Carter Victor Graves is in his last year at Hull Art School. The handsome pianist for a jazz ensemble that plays the local pub circuit, Victor has a way with words and women, but struggles with personal demons—alcohol chief among them—that increasingly get the better of him. But Victor’s wildness meets its match in the gorgeous and sensitive Janet, whose hard-to-get routine awakens in Victor a desire to leave-off his rakish ways. But Victor’s caddish life as top man on campus comes screeching to a halt after graduation, when booze, lack of focus, and deep-seated insecurities slowly get the better of him. Jobless and increasingly alienated from Janet and his friends, Victor lets his misanthropic tendencies grow stronger, until they are unbearable. All the Way Home and All the Night Through is a stirring portrait of a young man inadvertently tearing down himself and those he holds dear.
With an Afterword by Nick Triplow Published in North America for the first time—the final novel featuring Jack Carter (Get Carter, Jack Carter’s Law) has London’s slickest operator journeying to a Spanish villa to protect a wise-cracking Italian-American mobster. Jack Carter is not thrilled when his frustratingly unprofessional employers—London mob kingpins Gerald and Les Fletcher—force him to take a vacation. Jack doesn’t like leaving the business in other people’s hands, but the company villa in Spain promises sunshine and some time to plot his next move. Jack soon finds he is on anything but a vacation. The villa is already inhabited by a cowardly house steward and a knuckle-dragging American gangster. Jack has apparently been sent to protect the American, who has turned informant. There are few things that Jack Carter hates more than surprises. Informants being chief among them.
With an Introduction by Max Allan Collins The author of Get Carter returns to his greatest invention, a smooth-operating hardcase named Jack Carter, who is about to burn a city down in order to silence an informant London. The late 1960s. It's Christmastime and Jack Carter is the top man in a crime syndicate headed by two brothers, Gerald and Les Fletcher. He’s also a worried man. The fact that he’s sleeping with Gerald’s wife, Audrey, and that they plan on someday running away together with a lot of the brothers’ money, doesn’t have Jack concerned. Instead it’s an informant—one of his own men—that has him losing sleep. The grass has enough knowledge about the firm to not only bring down Gerald and Les but Jack as well. Jack doesn’t like his name in the mouth of that sort. In Jack Carter’s Law Ted Lewis returned to the character that launched his career and once again delivered a hardboiled masterpiece. Jack Carter is the ideal tour guide to a bygone London underworld. In his quest to dismantle the opposition, he peels back the veneer of English society and offers a hard look at a gritty world of pool halls, strip clubs and the red lights of Soho nightlife.