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"Honey, I Think I’m The Devil is engaging, funny, thoughtful, and one of the goofiest books I’ve read (that’s a good thing!)" — J. Lloyd Morgan, author of The Night the Port-A-Potty Burned Down Jack, a happy-go-lucky, down-on-his-luck guy has a talent for keeping things tidy, even if it's just the trash. Waste management engineer by day, and an unassuming hero by fate, Jack's about to discover that even the garbage can hit the cosmic fan! An angelic bet hurls Jack into a whirlwind of divine mischief. Jack's world gets turned upside down as Lucifer's apprentice. In the depths of his despair, he meets Jill—a woman whose smile can melt butter in a blizzard. Jack must face his alter ego in a showdown that could spell the end for everything celestial and terrestrial. Will Jack's love for Jill be strong enough to thwart Lucifer and save the universe? With its laugh-out-loud lunacy, heartfelt moments, and a cast of characters redefining what it means to fight for love, Honey, I Think I'm The Devil, is a roller coaster ride through love's loop-the-loops.
OMG! I Married the Devil is engaging, funny, thoughtful, and one of the goofiest books I’ve read (that’s a good thing!) — J. Lloyd Morgan, author of The Night the Port-A-Potty Burned Down Jill will do just about anything to avoid the "cat lady" label. And she has a “hope chest” containing all her heart’s desires to prove it. She longs for a masculine, wood-chopping, Speedo-clad muscle man who glistens from sweat in the sunshine. But when she meets Jack, a happy-go-lucky schizophrenic former sanitation worker who’s convinced he’s the devil, she learns that every nobody is someone’s somebody. Jill knows that no one’s perfect. And because Jack pales in comparison to the long list of losers she’s dated, she’s willing to overlook his quirks, but his growing supernatural powers leave her questioning her beliefs. Her desperate attempts to avoid becoming the cat lady while retaining her sanity leads her to hire an inept exorcist and a Voodoo Priest, proving love has no bounds — even if it lands her in hell. OMG! I Married the Devil, a wickedly hilarious, laugh-out-loud, heartwarming romantic comedy, explores the ups and downs of the dating scene, serving as a user’s guide for loving the supernaturally challenged.
A compassionate, shame-free guide for your darkest days “A one-of-a-kind book . . . to read for yourself or give to a struggling friend or loved one without the fear that depression and suicidal thoughts will be minimized, medicalized or over-spiritualized.”—Kay Warren, cofounder of Saddleback Church What happens when loving Jesus doesn’t cure you of depression, anxiety, or suicidal thoughts? You might be crushed by shame over your mental illness, only to be told by well-meaning Christians to “choose joy” and “pray more.” So you beg God to take away the pain, but nothing eases the ache inside. As darkness lingers and color drains from your world, you’re left wondering if God has abandoned you. You just want a way out. But there’s hope. In I Love Jesus, But I Want to Die, Sarah J. Robinson offers a healthy, practical, and shame-free guide for Christians struggling with mental illness. With unflinching honesty, Sarah shares her story of battling depression and fighting to stay alive despite toxic theology that made her afraid to seek help outside the church. Pairing her own story with scriptural insights, mental health research, and simple practices, Sarah helps you reconnect with the God who is present in our deepest anguish and discover that you are worth everything it takes to get better. Beautifully written and full of hard-won wisdom, I Love Jesus, But I Want to Die offers a path toward a rich, hope-filled life in Christ, even when healing doesn’t look like what you expect.
NATIONAL BESTSELLER • From the bestselling author of The Night Circus, a timeless love story set in a secret underground world—a place of pirates, painters, lovers, liars, and ships that sail upon a starless sea. Zachary Ezra Rawlins is a graduate student in Vermont when he discovers a mysterious book hidden in the stacks. As he turns the pages, entranced by tales of lovelorn prisoners, key collectors, and nameless acolytes, he reads something strange: a story from his own childhood. Bewildered by this inexplicable book and desperate to make sense of how his own life came to be recorded, Zachary uncovers a series of clues—a bee, a key, and a sword—that lead him to a masquerade party in New York, to a secret club, and through a doorway to an ancient library hidden far below the surface of the earth. What Zachary finds in this curious place is more than just a buried home for books and their guardians—it is a place of lost cities and seas, lovers who pass notes under doors and across time, and of stories whispered by the dead. Zachary learns of those who have sacrificed much to protect this realm, relinquishing their sight and their tongues to preserve this archive, and also of those who are intent on its destruction. Together with Mirabel, a fierce, pink-haired protector of the place, and Dorian, a handsome, barefoot man with shifting alliances, Zachary travels the twisting tunnels, darkened stairwells, crowded ballrooms, and sweetly soaked shores of this magical world, discovering his purpose—in both the mysterious book and in his own life.
The story takes an unexpected turn when Christian gets an accident with his bike and Christian gets died to save Julia’s life but, Chris died in the Devil’s arrival time. The Devil the lord of darkness is cursed by the God. The Devil has the power to take control of any lives and act in someone’s life as he wants. The Devil takes control of Christian’s life and made Christian sell his soul to the Devil by giving him extreme pain and at the end Christian had to agree with the Devil to sell his soul because of the Devil’s torture. Chris finds himself in hospital bed after that, with Julia is sitting beside him and caressing his hairs. Chris founds out later that he went to coma for 48 hours after his accident and Chris forgets about all but remember about the torture what the Devil given to him for make him sell his soul. The Devil was watching Chris’s lips with his red eyes and the Devil witnessed Julia’s loves to Chris and how both holy souls enjoy in each other’s presence. The Devil wonders because the Devil was cursed to be hated and be feared by everyone and the Devil wonders and remembers about his past life, where he had the same kind of love but he lost because of his cruelty and cursed by the God. Seeing Chris’s love for Julia and Julia’s love for Chris, slowly the Devil starts to have feelings for Julia too, the Devil wanted to feel loved too even for it if it takes him to murder anyone. The Devil wanted to go near Julia and more close, as only Chris could and one day the Devil succeed after falling in love with Julia. The Devil seen scars in Julia’s lower body. The Devil in the disguise of Chris asks to Julia, how and why the scars are on her body? At first Julia hesitates but at last Julia speaks up and shares about her painful story of ‘Ecclesia Fista’ the Christian School where young students taught for be monks and nuns of Churches. The Devil’s eyes sparkles with the name of the 7 sins of Christianity, “Pride, Greed, Lust, Envy, Gluttony, Wrath, Sloth” Julia wonders by hearing that words from Chris and Julia looks towards Chris but suddenly she sees that Chris is not Chris anymore, a Devil with scary face is sitting beside her and Julia heard that the Devil snorted and as the Devil realizes that Julia is aware of his presence. The Devil gets out of the room with his scary face and his devilish behaviour. Julia tries to follow the Devil but, she failed. The Devil transforms into a crow with bloods are falling from the eyes as bloody tears from the crow’s eyes. The Devil went towards ‘Ecclesia Fista’ and seen his prey for the each Full Moon and New Moon nights. The Devils targets his prey and punishments for the sinners of the 7 sins. For ‘Lust’ Father Ambrose gets burned alive during his fake Exorcism to exploit his student. For ‘Greed’ Reverend Caius Shadowthorn gets crushed by the pillars of the building what he made with low quality materials for put the money on his own pocket and his tragic death throws questions towards the principle, was he a corrupt too? For ‘Sloth’ Edward Joshua Peterson the principle of the ‘Ecclesia Fista’ gets a tragic death by the tools he used to make erotic stone sculptures. He got punished by the Devil for neglecting his important works for his ‘Sloth’ and addictions. He died with a big needle on his forehead as a sign of his punishment of his own procrastination. For ‘Pride’ Nun Veronica Divine gets killed with beating of Devilish ruler and lightning because she had so much pride about her knowledge and he hated and humiliated the people who used to challenge her views for gather diverse knowledge. For ‘Gluttony’ Reverend Thomas Milton gets killed for eating coins with his food and stabbed a fork on his tongue by himself for the Devil’s punishment to him because rich businessman Thomas Milton over eaten food and used to humiliate the poor unfortunate people, who used to ask for money to him. For ‘Envy’ Detective Lucas Smith gets killed with snake’s venom and burning alive as the Devil’s punishment because Detective Lucas Smith tried to get Julia for the night and Lucas was jealous of Chris, who had a person like Julia in his life. After killing the 6 sinners, the Devil looks for kill his seventh prey but as the Devil tries to find the seventh sinner this time Julia gets to know that the Devil is behind the sudden murders in ‘Ecclesia Fista’. The Vatican City gets involved as Julia’s childhood friend Tanya asks help of Father Andrew. The two things Father Andrew suggests is to do an Exorcism with Chris’s body to talk with the Devil or, use the red holy knife, what the God used 2000 years ago for kill the two rulers of the hell. Now this was not only a war between Devil and Chris but, a war between the Devil and the whole Vatican City with Julia and Chris and the Devil is not here for accept a lose. Will the Devil haunt for his seventh prey? Where there’s the Devil is preaching, ‘In this era, the God may not come to save you but, the Devil comes to kill you!’ Step into the world of darkness and lightness and hope with the waves of beautiful lies. Forget the pasts of yours and let the darkness lead you into the light where ignite touches your soul. Get lost in the book where the brightness and the darkness collide and make the ultimate auroras in dark night skies. You have read books where the main character is the hero but, in this case, the main character is a Villain to be told the story from the evil’s side.
Whose truth is the lie? Stay up all night reading the sensational psychological thriller that has readers obsessed, from the #1 New York Times bestselling author of Too Late and It Ends With Us. #1 New York Times Bestseller · USA Today Bestseller · Globe and Mail Bestseller · Publishers Weekly Bestseller Lowen Ashleigh is a struggling writer on the brink of financial ruin when she accepts the job offer of a lifetime. Jeremy Crawford, husband of bestselling author Verity Crawford, has hired Lowen to complete the remaining books in a successful series his injured wife is unable to finish. Lowen arrives at the Crawford home, ready to sort through years of Verity’s notes and outlines, hoping to find enough material to get her started. What Lowen doesn’t expect to uncover in the chaotic office is an unfinished autobiography Verity never intended for anyone to read. Page after page of bone-chilling admissions, including Verity's recollection of the night her family was forever altered. Lowen decides to keep the manuscript hidden from Jeremy, knowing its contents could devastate the already grieving father. But as Lowen’s feelings for Jeremy begin to intensify, she recognizes all the ways she could benefit if he were to read his wife’s words. After all, no matter how devoted Jeremy is to his injured wife, a truth this horrifying would make it impossible for him to continue loving her.
Short Story Treasures, 1 By: Amy Sheffield New author Amy Sheffield presents us with this, her first collection of short stories. These pieces delve into interesting topics such as politics, religion, mystery, and so much more! Enjoy stories such as “New America,” “CIA Confidential,” “The Valley of the Shields,” and “Barnacles.” This eclectic mixture of intriguing short stories is a page-turner that many readers will enjoy and keep on enjoying again and again.
Life as the guitarist of a world-famous rock band has its perks. Plenty of money. Plenty of attention. And plenty of women. Usually, it also means plenty of work, just as Mickey Collins loves it. The less time spent all by himself, the better. Until destiny takes him to Lucy Stewart. She's smart, she's beautiful... and she's the first woman to ever make him fight for her attention. Getting her out of his head is impossible. Falling for her is inevitable. But being with her seems impossible. Not as long as she's still hung up on someone else. Ever since she was twelve years old, Lucy Stewart dreamed about being a nurse. Taking care of those in need, bringing a smile onto the faces of everyone around, there hadn't been a greater joy for her. Until a tragic loss left her with nothing but guilt, grief and red wine to fill the lonely hours at home. But her whole life is set to change when one of her patients presents her with tickets for the London show of her favourite British rock band. Devil's Entourage. It could have been the best day of Lucy's life. If it wasn't for the brief encounter with the band's guitarist resulting in a blooming friendship, torn feelings and too much sexual tension for a woman who is determined to never love again. Will Mickey succeed in leaving his playboy past behind to find true love? And what happens when Lucy has to realise that the man she had sworn to love until her very last breath may not have been as good for her as she had once believed? Devil's Sexy Candy is book 5 in the Devil's Series, a series following the mates of British rock band Devil's Entourage. The first four books of the series do not have to be read in order to understand and enjoy Mickey and Lucy's story!
ONE OF THE MOST LOVED NOVELS OF THE DECADE. A long-lost book reappears, mysteriously connecting an old man searching for his son and a girl seeking a cure for her widowed mother's loneliness. Leo Gursky taps his radiator each evening to let his upstairs neighbor know he’s still alive. But it wasn’t always like this: in the Polish village of his youth, he fell in love and wrote a book…Sixty years later and half a world away, fourteen-year-old Alma, who was named after a character in that book, undertakes an adventure to find her namesake and save her family. With virtuosic skill and soaring imaginative power, Nicole Krauss gradually draws these stories together toward a climax of "extraordinary depth and beauty" (Newsday).
What Can You Do When You Feel You're Just Not Good Enough? Do the voices in your head say you're not good enough, smart enough, pretty enough...or just not enough, period? It's time to stop listening to lies that sabotage your confidence and embrace the truth of who God says you are. Popular author and speaker Sharon Jaynes exposes the lies that keep you bogged down in shame, insecurity, and feelings of inadequacy. By recognizing the lies and replacing them with truth, you'll be able to silence the voice inside that whispers you're just not good enough accept God's grace and move past failures that have defined and confined you preload your heart with truth to fight your deepest insecurities Your confidence and faith will grow when you trade self-defeating thoughts for God's truth. Today is the day to embrace your incredible worth as a woman who is uniquely fashioned and spiritually empowered.