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They say you learn something new every day. . .

I learned that reality tv isn’t real.

To undo the curse that was placed on my family centuries ago, I must compete in the human game show called Modern Day Witch Hunt.

The prize: Mother Shipton’s grimoire.

The irony: only a spell from its pages can reverse the hex.

The stakes: my family will lose all their magical ability without that spell.

All I need is a new hairstyle, a new name, and a complete personality change—easy, right?

Throw in a fake-ass broom and a black cat with a little magic, and I have this competition in the bag.

Nothing is going to stop me from winning back my family’s long-lost grimoire.

Nothing. . .

Except maybe the asshole whose family hexed mine.

WARNING: This is a reverse harem comedy starring a witch-bitch turned hippie, a sexy 'on-screen' coach, one arch rival with a wand up his ass, a few surprises, and plenty of spells waiting to go wrong.

Who says you can't be smart and loose-legged? The University of Oxford—that's who. Meaning Jezebel Harper has a problem because the gorgeous American really wants to keep her scholarship. What's a sex addict to do? Join Sexaholics Anonymous, obviously—except, Belle doesn't read the fine print. S.A. means something completely different. Belle shows up at Shifters’ Anonymous, where four drool-worthy males and two stunning women all turn to stare at her. . . And, instead of being a solution to all her problems, S.A. is where Belle's all begin. Get ready for a new spin on ‘lost in translation’. Warning: This is a reverse harem romcom (comedy) series with explicit language and scenes for readers 18+. This is book one of the Banbury Shifter Tales.
Revenge is best served cold. Hey b*tches, me again- Kiera, a.k.a The Cat. You remember my b*stard father and his merry mob of minions? No? Well, let me give you a little recap. I was going about, preparing to move against my most hated enemy and his cohorts when my cover was blown. But I guess that’s what I get for not minding my own damned business. Anyway! Just when I thought I had allies at my back, three officers with The Aces MC—yeah, those assholes—I found myself sh*t out of luck. Thankfully though, I still have my little assassin and my trusty 9mil to keep me company. But when it comes out that father dearest has put a hit out for any and all of The Aces, I can’t walk away. Fun, right? Nope. Emotions can go to hell and so can those sexy as f*ck men who I can’t seem to walk away from. Can we work together long enough to finally take down the Solace Mob, without catching the eyes of Agent Venry and her creepy clown partner, or will I end up killing them myself? But I’m not the thief who became famous at 15 years old and survived the mob’s hell in my past just to lay down and let some angst get in the way when I’m finally so close to the vengeance I deserve. Those f*ckers won’t know what hit them. I’m The Cat, and soon enough, they’ll learn that I always get what I want. Book 3 of The Aces Series The Aces Series is a WhyChoose/Reverse Harem trilogy featuring MFMMM meaning the female main character doesn't have to choose between her love interests. Please note, future books will contain M/M contact. This book contains references involving PTSD, sexual assault recollections, abuse, and other themes that some readers may find triggering.
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Zahra, part-time astrologist lands a new job in warm Arizona, but finds herself entangled with eight bossy men, all with afflicted moons. One could be a vampire, there are definitely demons, inappropriate behaviors and curses.
Forgive me, Lord, I'm about to sin. They call me mother. I'm the abbess at The Immaculate Heart of Mary. Though, in truth, I'm not even a nun. I'm a blasphemy in disguise, hiding from the MC club that wants me dead. But here at the convent, I find my place. I give the other sisters purpose, and they give me something that I've always yearned for: A home. A place of total acceptance. I have finally found my calling. Everything in my world is as it should be until they show up. Four sinfully, mouthwatering men preparing to take their final vows. They've come to visit their old mentor, the retired priest who says mass at the convent. The four call themselves 'The Gospel Brothers': Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John. They're gorgeous. And forbidden. They could tempt a saint. And I'm anything but one. Warning: This full-length, reverse harem standalone contains material only suitable for readers 18+. There is strong language and content. Some might find this material offensive. The FMC does speak of being molested as a teen, but only references it (no detailed account) and religion/religious topics really only play a part in the backdrop of the story.
A hilarious collection of parodies that are wickedly funny, not to say somewhat irreverent. Includes 'Chandler Comes Out', the steamy lost episode of 'Xena' and the erotic adventures of 'Batman and Robin'.
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