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Let the grins begin! Philip Yates and Matt Rissinger know a lot about making kids smile, as proven by their popular Best School Jokes Ever, Biggest Joke Book in the World, Greatest Jokes on Earth, and many other bestsellers. They do it once again with this comic collection, covering hilarious topics that range from "Car-Har-Har” to "Polly Want a Crackup?” How about: Why was the magnet sent to detention? Because of his negative attitude. And this sign on a pizza van? Seven days without pizza makes one weak. Juvenile jokesters will find non-stop fun in here.
This little illustrated book of Easter jokes has been carefully created with young children in mind. These jokes are clean, without bias, and hilariously funny! Kids love jokes and they'll love having these silly jokes to share at Easter time! All pages are colorful. Each joke is beautifully illustrated. If you need jokes for kids, look no further! This book includes: riddle jokes, knock-knock jokes, and tongue twisters. Q: Why can't you tell an Easter egg joke? A: It might crack up! Look inside to see more jokes! About the author: G. Nyla Phillips is a mom that loves to create resources for teachers. Having been a primary school teacher herself, she has always found the need to make her own classroom materials to suit her students. She is currently an online curriculum designer and teacher author.
This little illustrated book of Funny Wild Animal Jokes has been carefully created with young children in mind. Laugh out loud about silly lions, elephants, hyenas, giraffes, hippos and more. Go wild with these cleanclean, animal friendly, and hilariously funnyjokes! Kids love jokes and they'll love having these silly jokes to share with their friends. This book includes: riddle jokes, knock-knock jokes, and tongue twisters. The very last page has a bonus joke! For the Q&A riddle jokes, the questions are on the front facing pages and the answers are on the back of each question page. All pages are colorful and each joke is beautifully illustrated. Q: What kind of joke do you tell a hyena? A: It doesn't matter, he'll laugh at anything! Q: Why are giraffes so slow to apologize? A: It takes them a long time to swallow their pride. Look inside to see more jokes! About the author: Gillian Nyla Phillips is a mom that loves to create resources for teachers. Having been a primary school teacher herself, she has always found the need to make her own classroom materials to suit her students. She is currently an online curriculum designer and teacher author. Check out the other books in this series!
Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!
Did you hear about the thief who stole a truck full of elastic? He was put away for a long stretch. What a hoot and a goof--and a bellyful of laughs. These jokes and riddles and off-the-wall illustrated wackies will keep kids entertained for hours. Want more? Here they come--giggles direct to you! MAN: Have you got something to cure fleas on a dog? PET SHOP OWNER: I don't know. What's wrong with the fleas? WOMAN: What's this fly doing in my ice cream? WAITER: Probably cooling off. It gets pretty hot in the kitchen. You won't be able to stop laughing--or sharing these with your friends!
What travels at greater speed, heat or cold? Heat, because you can catch cold! Super Duper Funny Jokes for Kids by C. U. Giggle provides lots of laughs (and giggles) for kids of all ages – from 1 to 101. Over 100 jokes and riddles, featuring Q & A; all clean and suitable for children. Young readers will enjoy the laughs, and learning the jokes and sharing with their friends and family! This brand new book will bring hours of enjoyment to readers, and makes a great gift! Comes in both paperback and Kindle versions.
"When you want to chuckle really hard, laugh out loud, and crack up until your sides hurt, check out these awesome jokes..."--Cover back.
They say it takes a lot of muscle to frown but only one to smile. It has been proven that laughter is good medicine. This book is filled with a lot of laughter. Clean jokes for the whole family.
Over 350 pages of chuckles and chortles, snickers and snorts, giggles and guffaws. From Cool School to Funky Families, Cats and Dogs to Oh, Horrors, this is simply the biggest little book of jokes, riddles and knock-knocks ever. And the comical pictures on every page really add to the fun. Need a "worm up" to get your body ready for hours of hysterical laughter? Have some hoots on the birds: What did the parakeet say when it was hungry? "Long time no seed." Moo-ving right along: Why did the cow cross the street? To get to the udder side. Then it's lions, and tigers, and bears, oh my! Why couldn't the three bears get back into their house? Because it had Goldie locks. Plus: Law and Disorder, All Wet, Play Ball!, On the Net, and much more amusement.
This playful knock knock joke book for kids is filled with more than 200 punny jokes and riddles that are sure to be crowd-pleasers! Perfect for sharing belly laughs with friends and family, Super Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids also features vibrant and quirky illustrations for every silly gag. Providing hours of endless entertainment, this is a must-have for children who love making people laugh!