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Getting Old Sucks!... But It Beats the Alternative! is the coupon books for those not afraid to complain about their age, but not afraid to laugh about it! We could all use a little break as we get older, and these coupons can be redeemed for a guilt-free nap, the right to not act your age, one-time use of the phrase, "Back in my day . . . ," permission to conceal "six-pack abs" with protective layer of organic "padding," and more. The convenient size and perforated pages also enable a gift giver to bestow birthday coupons individually by tucking them into a card, purse, or briefcase. Perfect for birthdays, and a great gift for anyone experiencing a midlife milestone!
Millions of baby boomers, stumbling into middle age, are being fed a line: "Getting old is cool!" Can't swallow that? GETTING OLD SUCKS is your perfect antidote to those sappy, feel-good books about how great it is to age gracefully. You'll experience many smiles of recognition--unfortunately causing even more laugh lines and crows feet.
USA Today bestselling author of The Children of the Sea series conjures up a magical story about a second chance at love. When librarian Janet Porter’s car breaks down one moonlit night in the backwoods of North Carolina, the last thing she expects to find is her former lover, who’d been missing for the last fourteen years—unchanged from the young man he’d once been. To save him and reclaim their love, Janet must free him from the spell binding him to the fae.
A captivating collection of sensual stories follows four dangerously sexy heroes who have the power to conquer a woman's heart and make all of her fantasies come to life--in more ways than one--in a romantic anthology featuring works by Sherrilyn Kenyon, Maggie Shayne, Suzanne Forster, and Virginia Kantra. Original.
After saving the world multiple times, Percy Jackson is hoping to have a normal senior year. Unfortunately, the gods aren't quite done with him. Percy will have to fulfill three quests in order to get the necessary three letters of recommendation from Mount Olympus for college. The first quest is to help Zeus's cup-bearer retrieve his goblet before it falls into the wrong hands. Can Percy, Grover, and Annabeth find it in time? Readers new to Percy Jackson and fans who have been awaiting this reunion for more than a decade will delight equally in this latest hilarious take on Greek mythology.
Beyond the boundaries of our own Mortal World lies the Unseen Realm; a supernatural domain inhabited by entities that prey on humans. Mankind knows them as demons and when the barrier between the two worlds is weakened they can manifest, wreaking chaos and destruction... ‘You want to know what it will be like if the demon takes a host? It will be as though the sun has gone out.’ A hundred years ago a demon broke through the boundary between the Unseen Realm and the Mortal World. One man sacrificed himself to bind it, but when the wards he conjured are weakened, the demon’s influence begins to be felt again. Believing in demons seems out of this world but when Aidan Morgan’s best friend commits suicide, Aidan begins to question the truth behind the folklore. Confronted by the possibility that an external force compelled John to take his life, Aidan is thrown into a world of supernatural forces. Fearing he will be the next victim he knows of only one person he can turn to for help. As the demon’s power grows, its influence spreads and Aidan is forced to confront his own past as he and his allies race to prevent the demon’s final manifestation – but will any of them live long enough to be able to stop it? The Demon’s Call is the first part in the Dark Places sequence. It is an exciting fantasy fiction that taps into the deep core of folklore and legends that exist at the heart of the British and Celtic psyche. Elements of forgiveness and redemption are exposed to give the story more depth and ground them in reality.
MINISERIESÊPREMIERE DEAD EYES IS BACK! The world's most unkillable comic is out of hiding and back stomping around Boston. At the end of the first volume, the masked hood known as Dead Eyes picked up a clue as to the location of the paintings swiped in the largest private art heist in America. Can Dead Eyes and Wheels take down the score while avoiding the cops and the mafia? DUGGAN and McCREA are back and knocking teeth down throats.
Collects more than 1,400 English-language proverbs that arose in the 20th and 21st centuries, organized alphabetically by key words and including information on date of origin, history and meaning.
Contrary to common wisdom and the fears of mid-lifers, our sense of well-being actually goes up in older age, even in the presence of illness or disability. Lighter as We Go is the first book to explore how and why that is, drawing on positive psychology and concepts of character strengths and virtues.
The sixties and seventies are long gone, but to some guys the memories never go away. The music, the war, the first girlfriends are all part of what made them men. So when four old salts come upon the lifeless body of their friend Socket, whose claim to fame is Ho Chi Wow, a lucrative strain of cannabis, these Boomers embark on a mad chase to find the hidden stash. On their tail, relentless in his pursuit, is an embittered ex-cop desperate for cash. As the fishing buddies navigate the waters of Long Island’s North Fork, they reminisce about the good old days and struggle with the pangs of aging. When conflict and disaster strike, will they find a way to survive?