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In comical and complex poems, David Kirby examines our extraordinarily human condition through the lens of our ordinary daily lives. These keenly observant poems range from the streets of India, Russia, Turkey, and Port Arthur, Texas, to the imaginations of fellow poets Keats and Rilke, and to ruminations on the mundane side of life via the imperfect sandwich. Whether remembering girls' singing groups of the 1950s or recounting a child asking his priest if his dog would go to heaven, Kirby has the ability to make us laugh, but he can also bring us to tears through our laughter.
In a book with foldout pages, Monica's father fulfills her request for the moon by taking it down after it is small enough to carry, but it continues to change in size.
Dr. Seuss's hilarious Beginner Book about a boy who refuses to get out of bed! NOTHING is getting the young hero of this easy-reader out of bed—not an alarm clock, roosters, barking dogs, the police, the news media, or the United States Marines! With illustrations by beloved New Yorker cartoonist James Stevenson—and a plot that children and adults can relate to—this is a funny fantasy that the whole family can enjoy together! Originally created by Dr. Seuss, Beginner Books encourage children to read all by themselves, with simple words and illustrations that give clues to their meaning. "A rhyming story that is full of laughs. 'The alarm can ring. The birds can peep....Today's the day I'm going to sleep,' says a lazy boy one morning, and despite a pail of icy water, television coverage, and the arrival of the Marines, he vows to stay in bed--and he does! The repetition of concepts and words will keep children turning the pages, as will the energetic drawings. A sure draw for early readers."--Booklist.
I'm an old driver, and I'm taking you to see things that only the old drivers know.
This is a book introduction for the Everyday English series, which is designed for English beginners and serves as an advanced entry-level course for children's English learning. The series is divided into seven books: Part 1A and Part 2A, Part 1B and Part 2B, Part 1C and Part 2C, and D, with the difficulty level, increasing progressively. The first three books (Part 1 A, Part 2 A, and Part1 B) focus on common English syntax used in daily life, while the latter four books (Part 2 B to volume D) cover a range of English grammar topics, offering a comprehensive introduction to English grammar. The series features multiple touch-reading learning modes, including reading aloud, interactive practice, and recording and playback, which can be used with the AP pen for better learning results. The book comes with an MP3 CD featuring lessons recorded by professional foreign teachers for correct English pronunciation. This book is the first volume of (B) of the Everyday English series. The book covers adjectives, the use of the verb "be" with adjectives, expressing meals of the day, inquiring and expressing others' ages, inquiring and expressing time, quantity, days of the week, weather, dates, and imperative sentences.
In this heartfelt memoir, April goes into great detail about the physical, psychological, and sexual abuse she and her young siblings suffered at the hands of their father. At the age of three, April was tortured, beaten, belittled, and abused by her alcoholic, and drug addicted father: a father who beat, and played mind games-games that left her fearing for her life. She learned how to survive by silence and silence alone. April slept in a corner in her bedroom, her clothes raunchy with urine. April did everything she could to be a good girl so her father would love her, but all she got in return was a beating to reassure her father she would remain silent and not speak a word to anyone. No other family member knew of the abuse April was suffering nor did they care. April had no one to turn to; all she had was her prayers, prayers that her father would fi nd her a good child and love her. This memoir will walk you through each struggle as April fi ghts for love and happiness and survival. This memoir speaks the truth about child abuse-and the choices we are all faced in order to survive.
The #1 New York Times Bestseller: “A hilarious take on that age-old problem: getting the beloved child to go to sleep” (NPR). “Hell no, you can’t go to the bathroom. You know where you can go? The f**k to sleep.” Go the Fuck to Sleep is a book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, it captures the familiar—and unspoken—tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. Read by a host of celebrities, from Samuel L. Jackson to Jennifer Garner, this subversively funny bestselling storybook will not actually put your kids to sleep, but it will leave you laughing so hard you won’t care.
Step into a world where the limits of reality are blurred in "And Then I Woke Up, Screaming," an eccentric collection of bizarre short stories. These tales, spanning different epochs, are interwoven by a common question that binds them together: "What is real?" Prepare to be enthralled by narratives that defy the conventional, as characters converse and confront the bizarre events that unfold within the unsettling pages of this collection. From the screams of a killer pancake to the bone-chilling dialogue of a world about to end, each story pushes the boundaries of the imagination, leaving readers questioning the very fabric of their reality. As you traverse through time and space within these tales, Dr. Peter Ramos Jr crafts an atmosphere of looming suspense, inviting readers to question their own perceptions and challenging the boundaries between the known and the inexplicable. "And Then I Woke Up, Screaming" is not merely a collection of short stories; it is a journey into the depths of the human psyche and the cosmic unknown. Each narrative, intricately connected to the overarching theme, beckons readers to contemplate the nature of fear, the fragility of reality, and the mysteries that lurk just beyond the edge of our understanding. This exploration of the unconventional will leave readers on the edge of their seats, pondering the thin line between nightmares and what lies underneath. Are these tales a manifestation of a cosmic horror being? Or do they serve as chilling reminders of the fragility of the human mind? Venture into the unknown with "And Then I Woke Up, Screaming" and discover the haunting truths that lurk within the shadows of the unimaginable.
The forty-seven new works in this volume include poems on crickets, toads, trout lilies, black snakes, goldenrod, bears, greeting the morning, watching the deer, and, finally, lingering in happiness. Each poem is imbued with the extraordinary perceptions of a poet who considers the everyday in our lives and the natural world around us and finds a multitude of reasons to wake early.