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HELLO FRIENDS AND FELLOW READERS!Are you curious about the world around you? Do you become an active participant or do you just sit back and let things happen? Thinking outside the box is the best way to learn what is going on and gives the observer the ability to draw a new conclusion to what is happening.Laughter is the healthiest remedy to what ails anyone. The goal of this book is to look at life situations cheerfully. I hope I reach my readers through a laugh or at least a smile. In my youth, I had been considered a serious person who could never crack a joke. Reaching the age of half of century has probably contributed to the ability to see life with a fresh new attitude.The goal of this book is to create a chain reaction of smiles. We need to laugh every day. We need to smile every day. Enjoy these funny thoughts to ponder, and then share what makes you think happy. Happiness is contagious.
Awesome blank notebook to collect all your shower thoughts and mini epiphanies like: Cookie dough is the sushi of deserts, Onion rings are vegetable donuts and Lobsters are mermaids to scorpions.
Steve Vogt was born on January 22, 1950 in Wood River, Illinois. Vogt graduated from Civic Memorial High School in Bethalto, Illinois in 1968. During that time he went through both the Boy Scouts and Explorer Scouts. He was awarded the Eagle Scout Rank in 1966, having 60 merits badges. Vogt then graduated from Southern Illinois University in 1972 with a Bachelor of Science Degree. He had two children, Amber and Brock, and started teaching middle school science for the Maries County R-2 School District in 1974. Vogt retired in 2003 after 29 years of teaching and driving a school bus route. He was voted "Teacher of the Year" twice. He also served as Mayor and Alderman in his community for a total of 30 years. Vogt served (and still serving) on various boards and committees. These include the Meramec Regional Planning Commission as the Operations Committee Chairman, Secretary, Treasurer, and Vice Chairman; the Belle Community Betterment Association; Meramec Regional Community Foundation (local and regional boards); Belle High School Washington D.C. Trip sponsor; the Belle Volunteer Fire Department as Second Lieutenant and Assistant Chief; Maries County Extension Council; Enterprize Zone Board; Meramec Regional Solid Waste Executive Board as Secretary and Treasurer; Transportation Advisory Committee; the Vienna Eagles Club; Lions Club; the Belle Chamber of Commerce; the Belle Fair Board; Friends of the Belle Library; MSTA President; and still drives trips for local sports teams and substitute teaches.
I have compiled this book as I believe in the power of the Word. Correctly used and interpreted, the Word is a strong ally in helping to affect feelings, attitudes, and actions you may take. I have worked on and collected this series of quotations over a long period of my working and personal life, but until now, I have only shared some of them with family, friends, and associates. They have been my inspiration when I needed moral support and mental understanding and guidance in moments of need. As you will appreciate, I cannot outline my life experiences and how all these quotations have affected me, but I will outline some of the major benefits and solutions. Some of these quotations have helped me resolve many personal and business situations in my life.
After his first book, Dr. White thought that he had exhausted his memory of funny things in his life and ministry, but with the passing of time he has remembered many more funny things. He has written them down to make us laugh out loud and silently reflect on what they have to say. Brightie White tells amusing and interesting story after story about people in and out of the church. You may have a hard time believing that some of the stories are true, but if you can't believe a preacher, whom can you believe? Most of the stories are humorous, but some of them are unusual. All are about real people and the way religion makes them act. Lessons can be learned from their antics and how things used to be and sometimes still are during the years of the author's life.
Fun activity book with silly things to do whilst in the bathroom including: fart jokes word finder dingbats sudoku mazes dot to dot M.A.S.H game words games finish the doodle poop checklist Pocket size book to use in the bathroom whilst you're waiting for things to happen! Buy this as a white elephant gag gift, for a secret santa present or as a stocking stuffer for a teenage boy.
From the best-selling author of The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle and After Dark, a rich and revelatory memoir about writing and running, and the integral impact both have made on his life. In 1982, having sold his jazz bar to devote himself to writing, Haruki Murakami began running to keep fit. A year later, he’d completed a solo course from Athens to Marathon, and now, after dozens of such races, not to mention triathlons and a slew of critically acclaimed books, he reflects upon the influence the sport has had on his life and—even more important—on his writing. Equal parts training log, travelogue, and reminiscence, this revealing memoir covers his four-month preparation for the 2005 New York City Marathon and includes settings ranging from Tokyo’s Jingu Gaien gardens, where he once shared the course with an Olympian, to the Charles River in Boston among young women who outpace him. Through this marvellous lens of sport emerges a cornucopia of memories and insights: the eureka moment when he decided to become a writer, his greatest triumphs and disappointments, his passion for vintage LPs and the experience, after the age of fifty, of seeing his race times improve and then fall back. By turns funny and sobering, playful and philosophical, What I Talk About When I Talk About Running is both for fans of this masterful yet guardedly private writer and for the exploding population of athletes who find similar satisfaction in distance running.
One of America's leading hospice experts offers practical, easy-to-follow advice for caregivers and a holistic approach to treating the infirm or the terminally ill. Author Douglas C. Smith organizes his material around "A Bill of Patient's Rights," a unique system he has taught to thousands throughout the country. He explains that the caregiver should enable patients to retain these rights: to be in control * to have a sense of purpose * to know the truth to be comfortable * to touch and be touched * to laugh to cry and express anger * to explore the spiritual to have a sense of family Included are easy-to-follow techniques and practical tools for improving care: assessment techniques dialogues meditations life reviews breathing exercises body revitalization methods ways that patients can evaluate and improve their own care and many others. Filled with inspirational stories and effective guidance, Caregiving also addresses how to communicate with difficult patients and those in denial, how to facilitate non-stressful family interaction, and other important topics. It will be invaluable to parents and children caring for their elders; physicians and nurses; social workers and home health aides; members of the clergy; and all facing the challenge of enriching patients' lives and spirits. Visit us online at http://www.mcp.com/mgr/macmillan
Behind every closed door, there is a story waiting to be told. It may be sad or happy, but most of the time it is a little bit of both. The readers of the book are going to realise that they too have stories to tell and there are people out there just waiting to read them.