Nick Ireland
Published: 2009
Total Pages: 359
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Underachieving small time slob lawyer and Sydney Roosters tragic - Gerard "Gout" Flanagan, wakes up one Monday in his terrace in Surry Hills not quite knowing what he got up to on the weekend. He eventually realises that in a moment of drunken clarity he promised the Papua New Guinea government to run a class action against the evil Malaysian Logging Incorporated on behalf of the West Sepik Tribes to win back their land before it gets de forested. Thereafter he finds himself in a life and death adventure in Papua New Guinea dealing with: Indonesia's Kopassus, the Aussie SAS, Millwall and West Ham hooligans, plane crashes, angry cassowaries, gay tribesmen, raskols, ASIS and a South Sydney rugby league heavy. In the midst of all this chaos he still finds time to have a red hot fling with a native girl, brood about Penny his new love interest in Australia, surf his new found secret wave discovery - Gout's Left, spot the best ever rugby league talent for the Roosters and watch as many games of the inaugural Quad Nations league tournament between the Kumuls, Kangaroos, Kiwis and Lions. And all this is just on the way to the Wewak Provincial Court. Now if only he can win the case, get the girl and survive to tell the tale.