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Hold your nose - Farticus Maximus is back in a rip-roaring sequel! Have you ever let one rip and blamed ... your brother or sister? Your best friend? The dog? Your dad or mom, or even your teacher? Have you ever laughed, snorted, blushed or just smiled at the sound of someone popping-off? Have you ever broken wind in the bath, in your classroom, on the school bus or in bed? If you have answered yes to any of the above questions, then Farticus Maximus is definitely for you. Farticus Maximus, Greatest Gladiator of All Time, is back in the arena with his arch enemy Gassius Brutus, whom he must "butterfly-kiss" or face losing his beloved Rhina forever! Will the power of Farticus's almighty wind be strong enough to prevail? Also features grannies who don't toot (or do they?), the return of the Stick Dudes in "Phwooohhh!," new Fartoons and more!
Fans of Captain Underpants hold your noses -- here comes Farticus Maximus! Have you ever let one rip and blamed your brother or sister? Your best friend? The dog? Your dad or mom? Have you ever laughed, snorted, blushed, or just smiled at the sound of someone letting one rip? Have you ever broken wind in the bath, in your classroom, on the school bus, or in bed? If you have answered yes to any of the above questions then Farticus Maximus is definitely for you. Farticus Maximus has a gut-busting secret weapon -- the potent strength of his flatulence! His gaseous gift has made him the greatest gladiator of all time. Have a whiff of this hilariously funny Roman tale, plus read other equally stinky stories, including one about a teacher with a deadly gas problem, a mischievous grandpa who won't stop letting rip, and lots more!
Felix is going on safari! He cannot believe his luck when Dad announces he is going on a business trip to Africa and is going to take the family too. Flo, Felix’s best friend in the whole world is FURIOUS that Felix is going to see so many amazing animals without her. In order for Felix to prove his friendship, she sets him a horribly difficult task: to bring her back a BABY MONKEY! Once in Africa, Felix makes a new friend called Mo, who really reminds him of someone, yet he can’t think who. With her brilliant knowledge of African wildlife, Mo will definitely be able to help Felix catch a baby monkey and win back Flo’s friendship. After all, when surrounded by amazing animals the middle of the wilderness, what could possibly go wrong?
Player Profile: Name: Simon 'SPECKY' Magee Age: 13 Code: Australian Rules Football Team: Booyong High Lions, Under 14's Position played: Star forward. Known for his SPEC-tacular marking ability and for kicking plenty of goals. What to expect this season: Specky comes face to face with a tough, talented player by the name of Derek 'Screamer' Johnson. He was responsible for having Specky sent off during a game last season. The two boys become bitter rivals and when a popular TV show runs a nationwide football contest, Specky is relieved when everyone except Screamer decides to enter. But why is Screamer such a bully on the field? And why is he sucking up to Specky's team-mates? Guaranteed highlights: Incredible footy action by Specky, a surprise trip and the introduction of some terrific new friends. Question on everyone's lips: A true champion in the making, but is Specky good enough to win the Great Footy Contest? By the bestselling authors of Specky Magee. Visit www.speckymagee.com.au for more
Dragon Frontier is a Wild West fantasy adventure series for 9+ readers, ideal for fans of How To Train Your Dragon and Christopher Paolini's Eragon. Cowboys, Indians and dragons come together in this rip-roaring adventure where frontier land is even wilder than history suggests . . . The Wild West: where great possibility also brings grave danger Jake Polson and his family are starting a new life on the American Frontier. Twelve-year-old Jake is proud to drive the lead wagon; he's in charge of the oxen and minding his Ma and little sister. But tragedy strikes and Jake must venture deep into the West in search of a legendary creature to save his family. What he discovers in that vast landscape is wilder than he ever imagined. Out on the frontier, an evil force is waiting . . . 'A rousing, well-executed piece of fiery pulp adventure ****' SFX 'A cracking fantasy-tinged Wild West yarn . . . hot stuff' Financial Times About the author: Dan Abnett is a multiple New York Times best-selling novelist. He is the fan-favourite author of over thirty Warhammer and Warhammer 40,000 novels, and has sold nearly three million copies in over a dozen languages. He has also written novels for franchises such as Torchwood, Primeval and Doctor Who. When he's not being a novelist, he writes screenplays and video games, and he has written some of the most famous superhero comics in the world, including Iron Man, Thor and The Guardians of the Galaxy at Marvel, and Superman, Batman, The Legion of Superheroes, and Wonder Woman at DC Comics. Dragon Frontier is his first book for younger readers
When the river rises and the city of Paris begins to disappear under water, Frederic decides to help those who can’t help themselves. But as his heroic acts escalate, so does the danger. Frederic will have to battle an escaped zoo animal and fight off pickpockets and looters but, as the waters subside, can he find justice for his father and find out what courage really means?
"Billy Boy" is a humorous story about an altar boy growing up in a small New England town and the many conflicts he encounters along the way. When the mysteries of faith, sex, and the world around him were rationalized with a young mind and an imagination that ran wild within his head. When trying to stay one step ahead of his parents, teachers, and the law, he often found himself two steps behind. Although this mostly true tale takes place during the rock and roll era, it could have happened during any time period. This is a must read if you like to laugh, especially at adolescence.
Meet Farticus Maximus, the greatest and gaseous gladiator of all time! 9 hilarious stories featuring Farticus, lots of smelly friends and a lot of farts.
THE CROWD ROARED AS THE BALL ROCKETED INTO THE BACK OF THE NET. SPECKY COLLAPSED ON THE GROUND FEELING USELESS AND HUMILIATED. HE HAD NEVER FELT SO OUT OF HIS DEPTH ON A SPORTING FIELD . . . Specky has been selected to represent Australia in International Rules, taking on the Irish in a two-test competition in Ireland. Can the boys learn to play with a new set of rules and perfect their skills with the round ball before the Irish team wipes the field with them? And is someone trying to sabotage the Aussie team's chances of winning? The pressure is on, and to make matters worse Specky has some serious decisions to make about his future before he returns home . . . This trip to Ireland is no holiday and Specky will have to dig deep to face the biggest challenge of his life! I wish Specky would hurry up and get drafted. The Tigers would love to have him . . . Matthew Richardson Visit www.speckymagee.com.au for more