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Most commonly found on the nightstound or in the bathroom, is this little treasure of a book with favorite quote from the wise and the humorous, uplifting stories and reflections, and prayers to guide those who are getting older. It's a gift not to take one's self TOO seriously...and this is the perfect gift to give that lift.
Old age isn’t for wimps, nor is it for those without a sense of humor. The Big Book of Senior Moments is chock full of those small blunders, momentary lapses, and misplaced keys that happen to all of us. Humor might not help you remember your cat’s name, but it will certainly make you feel less alone! Did you know that Albert Einstein once searched frantically for his misplaced train ticket because he couldn’t remember where he was going? Or that Marilyn Monroe forgot the same line through 52 takes during the filming of Some Like it Hot? Can you believe that Marlon Brando had to have his lines written on another actor’s forehead so he could get through a scene? If you have done something like this, don’t despair, for you are among other greats like Lincoln, Beethoven, Newton, Toscanini, and a whole assortment of presidents, poets, philosophers, popes, and Nobel Prize–winners. The Big Book of Senior Moments will be sure to bring a smile to friends and family alike. Don’t forget to pick up your copy today!
Have you had a Senior Moment yet? Maybe you know someone who's had a few? Check this list to know for sure: · You can remember being told the King was dead (George, not Elvis). · You still say 'colour television', and you watch television on a television. · Your home phone rings and you answer it. (And you still have a phone, not a 'landline'.) · You boast about 'doing it' three times a night and that's just getting up to pee. · You realise that your wardrobe has become ironic. You're not back in fashion, but you're hip. (And ironically, you now have an artificial hip). If you answered 'yes' to one or more of the above, congratulations! You are officially a Senior and this book is here to guide you through your best years (i.e. the past). Stroll, or maybe shuffle, down Nostalgia Avenue and bask in the glory of growing old disgracefully. (If you are a Young Person, this is the easiest Senior gift idea ever. You're welcome!)
The president who left the nuclear launch codes in a suit at the dry cleaners. The novelist who put the orange juice outside and the kitten in the refrigerator. The Russian general who left home in full military dress . . . minus his pants. The famous sex goddess who blew the same line through 52 takes. And the rock star who no longer remembers 1975. Filled with classic lapses, gaffes, and mental bloopers, 1,000 Unforgettable Senior Moments is a fabulous and witty gift for anyone of a certain age. And now it is updated, revised with more than 20 percent new stories, and repackaged in two color, making it an even more vibrant, visually appealing, fresh, and compellingly readable book. Anyone who’s ever had a mental lapse will empathize with relative spring chicken Nicki Minaj, who, while accepting a BET Viewers’ Choice Award, forgot why she was receiving the statuette (on live national television, no less). Or the team of astrophysicists who believed they had discovered proof of alien life—only to discover the signals were coming from the lunchroom microwave. Here’s a best man forgetting to show up at the wedding, a musician leaving his priceless cello in a cab, the bank robber who wrote a holdup note on a paycheck stub that had his name and address printed on it, and the Fox studio chief who, when pressed by his leading lady to remember her name, offered “. . . Cleopatra?”
An absolutely essential book for anyone growing long in the tooth and short of memory.
In "Embracing the Heart of Caregiving: A Compassionate Guide for Dementia Care", retired registered nurse and caregiver Rae A. Stonehouse offers a beacon of hope, understanding, and practical advice for anyone navigating the complex journey of caring for a loved one with dementia. Drawing from over 40 years of experience in psychiatry and mental health nursing, as well as his personal experience caring for his wife with frontal lobe dementia, Stonehouse provides a compassionate and insightful roadmap for the dementia caregiving journey. With empathy and wisdom, he explores the emotional terrain of becoming a caregiver, the importance of early detection and personalized care, strategies for effective communication and managing challenging behaviors, and the profound impact dementia has on families. This comprehensive guide covers essential topics such as understanding the types and stages of dementia, creating a safe and supportive home environment, navigating legal and financial planning, and prioritizing self-care for the caregiver. Stonehouse emphasizes a person-centered approach, offering guidance on how to tailor care to the unique needs, abilities and life history of the individual. Woven throughout are Stonehouse's own reflections as a caregiver, offering a deeply personal perspective on love, loss, resilience and finding moments of joy amidst the challenges. He reminds us that while the road ahead may be difficult, it can also unveil the unbreakable bonds and profound depths of the human heart. More than just an informational guide, "Embracing the Heart of Caregiving" offers a compassionate voice of support and a gentle reminder that no one walks this path alone. It serves as an invaluable companion for family members and caregivers, health professionals, and anyone seeking to provide the best possible care for a person living with dementia.
An accomplished Fortune 50 executive translates for a western audience the lessons he learned from the land of his birth, India. Bob Miglani was stressed out, burnt out, and stuck until he rediscovered the enduring lessons of his childhood: celebrate impermanence, serve others, and move forward no matter what. Bob's message: chaos isn't going away--embrace it!
Embrace the Moment is a book about an elementary teacher who had a hemorrhagic stroke at the age of 49 and lived to tell her story. It was August 11,1996 the day Sharon Leitheiser's life came to a screeching halt. The pain in her brain came so fast she didn't feel it coming before her lights went out. She awoke in the hospital after brain surgery and was left with aphasia, a word finding problem resulting from her stroke, and short term memory problems. Embrace the Moment is not only a story about her slow recovery from the stroke and its aftermath of depression, but also a story about her family who was in crisis due to alcoholism and drug dependency. It is a story about spiritual growth and commitment to family and what she learned along the way. Sharon was born and raised in Great Falls, Montana and graduated from Montana State University. She taught for many years in Geraldine, a farming community outside of Great Falls, before she and her family moved to the Seattle, Washington area, where she began teaching again. She retired after her stroke, but did not retire from life and still continues to inspire people with her writings and her story. She believes in making your own dreams come true.
Ever wish you could take the law into your own hands? Ever want to play Robin Hood to help the greater good? Then The Senior Moment is the comedy thriller for you. Visiting Manhattan for the first time to help her son with his new baby, English grandmother Jean Henderson witnesses a fatal grocery store shooting. Events quickly slide from awful to worse when she discovers her son and his pregnant wife have disappeared, owing a fortune to a murderous loan shark. Hooking up with a newly retired NYPD cop, Jean tries to track down her son, but soon discovers the only way to get him back is to raise the money he owes herself. Hunted by the grocery store killer and struggling to persuade the handsome cop she's falling for that sometimes it's OK to break the law for the sake of justice, Jean devises an audacious plan to raise the cash and wreak revenge on the greedy Wall Street banks. But time is running out. Will she manage to save her son and hold on to her man? Or will the killer get to her first? A thrilling ride through lower Manhattan, with twists, spills and laughs aplenty, The Senior Moment is a black comedy suspense thriller that proves you're never too old for action and adventure.
ARE YOU EXPERIENCING DESPERATE MOMENTS? Whether it's discouragement, tragedy, despair, distress, dis-ease, job loss, sickness, foreclosure, divorce, or death of a loved one: any one of these has the potential to send you into a downward spiral. These very serious, urgent and dangerous moments of life may be of a short or long duration. This book was birthed out of the many desperate moments (death of father, mother and brother, heart attack, stroke, and divorce) that the author has experienced. It gives insight into how to handle the night seasons of our lives. Flo Morehead has encouraged, equipped and empowered thousands of people, both men and women, in how to live victorious lives despite the ups and downs of life. Even though the devil desires to use these moments to destroy you, God has another plan. You will learn how to embrace (accept willingly, deal with) the desperate moments, and put them to work for you in catapulting your faith to another level. - Don't try to escape - go through - Don't give in to the temptations - pass the tests - Don't listen to the voices of self and others - listen to the voice of God - Don't depend on human effort - depend on the Holy Spirit - Don't let it make you bitter - allow it to make you better - Don't turn to negative vices - turn to an all knowing God - Don't operate in unbelief - operate in faith The good news is, "God Is In the Moment!"