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She's a bad girl but a great bartender - Ruby Ann's big sister Donna has spent most of her life mixing drinks at the Blue Whale Strip Club. Here she lets readers in on the little professional secrets that have made her the highly skilled drinker she is today. Filled with characteristic Boxcar humour, this edition comes with a foreword by Ruby Ann.
Even those who live in a house without wheels can now share in the very special lifestyle afforded by the unique trailer park milieu. Ruby Ann shares her secrets for livin' life to the fullest along with anecdotes from the vaults of the High Chaparral trailer park where hot sex, warm spam and cold beer are just the beginning. With b/w photos throughout.
The doyenne of the double-wide is back, bringing her trademark good humour and good eatin' to the holidays. Now readers will be able to celebrate the joy of Spam, government cheese, and of course, the birth of the King, Elvis Presley, with delectable dishes like 'Love Me Tender Peanut Butter Banana Fried Ice Cream' and 'All Shook Up Fried Chicken'. With Ruby Ann there's always a reason to celebrate, and alongside good food and gossip, readers will get a healthy dose of sex, murder, topless dancing, Baptist ministers, adultery and political secrets.
The queen of the trailer park is back in this hilarious guide that provides a wealth of advice for living bigger and better, including how to successfully relate to in-laws, deal with neighbors (the good, the bad, and the butt-ugly), apply makeup and the correct amount of blue eyeshadow, and much more.
There's nothing like Christmastime in the High Chaparral Trailer Park, and Ruby Ann knows just how to do it up right. Divided into twelve chapters, one for each day of Christmas, Move Over Santa, Ruby's Doin' Christmas serves up plenty of ideas for crafts, decorating, recipes, hostess tips, dinner menus, and just about anything else anyone might need to make each of the days special. With plenty of gossip and Ruby Ann's own personal trailer park Christmas memories, Move Over Santa, Ruby's Doin' Christmas is the most G-rated fun readers can have under the mistletoe.
From internationally bestselling author R.K. Lilley comes a scorching new series with melt-the-pages tension and all-consuming angst. It’s love, it’s war and it’s Scarlett and Dante’s story. Scarlett It was the kind of relationship where I invested more than I had to spare. I gave it everything. And so when it failed, I lost myself. It changed me. He changed me. I went down with the ship. My soul, burnt embers in the aftermath. The fire of him ravaged it all. He burned me. Broke me. Scarlett had always dreamed big. She was headed straight for Hollywood. Destined for silver screen greatness. But in her wildest dreams she never imagined she’d be broke and single at twenty-eight, doling drinks at thirty-five thousand feet. She was a glorified waitress in the skies. It had been years since she’d seen him. But one day, there he sat, gazing intently at her, ready to set everything ablaze once more. Dante wanted her. Again. Sure, she’d play along…but this time, it was his turn. She was breaking him. After all, love is war. --------------- Book one in the Love is War duet.
In a timely update of Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice, National Book Award finalist Ibi Zoboi skillfully balances cultural identity, class, and gentrification against the heady magic of first love in her vibrant reimagining of this beloved classic. A smart, funny, gorgeous retelling starring all characters of color. Zuri Benitez has pride. Brooklyn pride, family pride, and pride in her Afro-Latino roots. But pride might not be enough to save her rapidly gentrifying neighborhood from becoming unrecognizable. When the wealthy Darcy family moves in across the street, Zuri wants nothing to do with their two teenage sons, even as her older sister, Janae, starts to fall for the charming Ainsley. She especially can’t stand the judgmental and arrogant Darius. Yet as Zuri and Darius are forced to find common ground, their initial dislike shifts into an unexpected understanding. But with four wild sisters pulling her in different directions, cute boy Warren vying for her attention, and college applications hovering on the horizon, Zuri fights to find her place in Bushwick’s changing landscape, or lose it all. "Zoboi skillfully depicts the vicissitudes of teenage relationships, and Zuri’s outsize pride and poetic sensibility make her a sympathetic teenager in a contemporary story about race, gentrification, and young love." (Publishers Weekly, "An Anti-Racist Children's and YA Reading List")
Another delightful installment in the internationally acclaimed series featuring Chief of Police Bruno. It's summer in St. Denis for chief of police Bruno Courrèges, and that means a new season of cases. This time there are three weighing on his mind. First, there’s the evidence that a veteran of the French Resistance is connected to a notorious train robbery; then, the burglary of a former British spymaster's estate; and, finally, the murder of an antiques dealer whose lover is conveniently on the lam. As Bruno investigates, it becomes clear that they are connected--however, figuring out how will take every skill he possesses. Add in juggling the complex affections of two powerful women, maneuvering village politics, and managing his irrepressible puppy, Balzac, and Bruno has his hands full once again.
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