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This hilarious diary recounts the exploits of Dorkius Maximus, a geeky young boy growing up in ancient Rome.
These hilarious fictional diaries put us inside the heads of hapless figures from history. Meet Roderick – a scrawny, unremarkable teenager keeping a diary of his life in the Middle Ages. When he’s chosen to become a knight on a quest to find a holy relic (the fingers of St Stephen), Roderick is determined to prove his honour and graduate from zero to hero. ‘Get Real’ fact boxes feature throughout, providing historical context and further information, as well as a timeline, historical biographies and a glossary in the end matter.
Fantastically witty and hugely entertaining, this fun and accessible diary will appeal to anyone, teenage or otherwise ...
Fantastically witty and painfully accurate, Diary of a Grumpy Old Git will appeal to anyone, grumpy old git or otherwise ...
Nigel Mullet isn't your typical teenager . . . he's a vampire. But unfortunately, when Nigel transformed he didn't become all broody and interesting, and as for super strength and speed . . . well, forget it! Instead he's got acne, a voice that squeaks, a tendency to break out in a rash (not sparkles!) when exposed to the sun, and absolutely no idea how to talk to girls. When a beautiful new girl moves into the neighborhood, Nigel is determined to win her heart but first he's got to figure out how. In the meantime, he writes about her in his diary and composes really bad love poetry that he will recite to her one day, if he can work up the courage to tell her the truth. Can Nigel win the girl and the respect of his family--or is he destined to be a totally lame vampire forever?
After changing from lame to super-attractive over school break, vampire Nigel acquires a girlfriend, Chloe, and starts the new term as one of the most popular students at school, but then a new student sets his sights on Chloe and Nigel must compete for her affections.
This hilarious diary recounts the exploits of Dorkius Maximus, a geeky young Roman on a trip to ancient Egypt.
Meet Ahmed—a boy living near the Valley of the Kings in Egypt in 1922. When he gets the chance to photograph a dig for archaeologist Howard Carter, he’s eager to contribute and impatient to uncover a secret tomb.
Fans of Captain Underpants hold your noses -- here comes Farticus Maximus! Have you ever let one rip and blamed your brother or sister? Your best friend? The dog? Your dad or mom? Have you ever laughed, snorted, blushed, or just smiled at the sound of someone letting one rip? Have you ever broken wind in the bath, in your classroom, on the school bus, or in bed? If you have answered yes to any of the above questions then Farticus Maximus is definitely for you. Farticus Maximus has a gut-busting secret weapon -- the potent strength of his flatulence! His gaseous gift has made him the greatest gladiator of all time. Have a whiff of this hilariously funny Roman tale, plus read other equally stinky stories, including one about a teacher with a deadly gas problem, a mischievous grandpa who won't stop letting rip, and lots more!
Are you ready to join the League of Enchanted Heroes? Follow Jack as he enters a deep, dark wood where he will meet Rapunzel, Tom Thumb, Hansel and Gretel, Little Red Riding Hood and maybe a giant! This series is based around famous fairy tales, but not in the form the reader might expect. These tales have been tweaked to enchant and amuse a modern audience, including a princess who prefers frogs to princes, an intergalactic Red Riding Hood, Goldilocks the vandal, a ragtag band of characters forming a superhero league and more. The balanced combination of low word count with imaginative plots ensures that reluctant readers are stimulated and drawn in to stories that they can realistically comprehend, providing much needed confidence going forwards.