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Reader's Beware! Vacation time is upon us, but not everything will go as planned. We obsess over hotel reviews and cross paths with unsavory characters and this tome is no exception! From the mild to the gory, prepare for unexpected twist and turns on these vacations. Some are from hell, and we mean the characters, the events, and the places these stories will take you! Laugh, cringe, and shudder as you experience a trip like no other...
A spooky and sinister collection of original horror and dark humor from big names and talented newcomers! What scares you most when you go to the doctor? Eighteen horror authors have come together to tell us what makes their skin crawl when they pick up a strange new bottle of pills from the pharmacist or hear the whirl of a dentist's maniacal drill while they're strapped to the chair. Try your best to keep the shadows at bay as you read these tales of blood, boils, scabs, and scars. This thrilling anthology is full of amusing and alarming anecdotes (and some antidotes) that will send more shivers down your spine than a chilled stethoscope on bare flesh. Contributors include: Jackson Arthur Alexis Aurol Rohmann Barisoff Christopher Blinn NM Brown Amy Coles Lydia McCann Madison Estes John Haas James Harper Julie Kathleen McNeely-Kirwan Ziaul Moid Khan Axel Kohagen Erika Lance Jay Mendell Devin Oldham Paul Wilson Reader Beware: Some of these stories may stay with you after the book is closed and follow you straight to your next medical appointment!
In 1965, a rock group named The Byrds reached back over 2,000 years and took verses from the book of Ecclesiastes in the Bible. When they released their song, the world sang "To everything - turn, turn, turn; There is a season - turn, turn, turn." Now, fifty years later, my book lets you consider these Old Testament words and evaluate their truth in your life. You first consider the role of choice and chance and then examine the negative side of life including natural disasters, demons, teasers, seductresses, weights, kryptonite, parasites, lunacy, idiocy, and other adverse influences. Next, you examine the positive side including angels, updrafts, sunshine, spinach, holidays/vacations, values, flowers, infusions, charms, and other positive influences. At the book's end, you determine how you see life and make plans to grow your life using your gifts and blessings. There are more than two dozen essays in this book and you reveal your thinking as you answer each essay question. Then I ask you to go online and post your anonymous answer on the website created just for this book. Your answer will be added to the Worldwide Bank of Wisdom(c) we will create together. Be part of this effort and help the world learn again!
When last did you look to the night sky and wonder what might loom in the far reaches of the universe? These are the tales of sentient life in the multiverse. Of the strange and diverse sophonts, hiveminds, anarcho-syndicalist collectives, and anyone--or anything--you could encounter in the far reaches of space. Some linger lovingly on the jagged edge of horror. Some offer immortality while others offer knowledge, hope, or comfort beyond imagining. These tales dare to explore the endless diversity of intelligent life in the multiverse. Are you brave enough to come along for the ride? These tales answer such questions as: Is there life out there? What do they rally for--or against? What do they see when they look at our blue marble in the night sky? And most importantly of all, do they party? These short stories push the reader beyond our pale definition of sentient life.
Sometimes we think our co-workers could be from another planet, but what if that was true? What if the guy in the cubicle next door gets his work done quickly because he has two heads … or four arms? Or maybe your boss seems to always be looking over your shoulder because he’s a ghost? Is your cubicle mate a vampire or is he just addicted to espresso? Paranormal Incorporated: Office Memo 2 brings horror and humor together as classic monsters find themselves in the corporate jungle of fax machines, office memos, and that never-ending smell from the fridge. Well, that might be a werewolf’s lunch…
Most people come home with a window sticker, a shot glass, or a bottle opener cleverly disguised as a key chain from their summer vacations, but not AJ. She drunkenly stumbled into a sacred Native American Indian ritual and accidentally inherited an ancient hunter spirit. Now AJ, Norm (the hunter spirit), and Danny, NormÕs rightful heir, wander the country fighting demons that escape from Hell to enjoy this worldÕs lavish all-you-can-eat soul buffet. A national park in Mississippi is the next stop on their traveling shit show because someone or something (spoiler alert: itÕs totally a demon) is killing residents of a nearby small town. But demons arenÕt the only thing AJ and Danny have to contend with this go around. Throw in a self-righteous, holier-than-thou reverend, his dick-for-brains son, a not-so-sure-what-side-of-the-law-sheÕs-on sheriff and a super-sexy, do-jiggly-things-to-your-naughty-bits park ranger and well, AJ just might find herself in a battle that sheÕs not prepared for ... love.
A #1 Indie bestseller and a Canadian bestseller for 22 weeks, the brilliant latest novel from one of Canada's foremost authors Inspired by a handful of postcards sent nearly a hundred years ago, Bird and Mimi attempt to trace long-lost uncle Leroy and the family medicine bundle he took with him to Europe. "I'm sweaty and sticky. My ears are still popping from the descent into Vaclav Havel. My sinuses ache. My stomach is upset. My mouth is a sewer. I roll over and bury my face in a pillow. Mimi snuggles down beside me with no regard for my distress. 'My god,' she whispers, 'can it get any better?'" By turns witty, sly and poignant, this is the unforgettable tale of one couple's holiday in Europe, where their wanderings through its famous capitals reveal a complicated history, both personal and political.
Not every story has a happy ending. Do you believe you can trust your own thoughts? What about your dreams? What of your desires? After all, isn't happiness just an illusion? Come and take a peek behind several lives with twists, turns, and broken bones. This creepy collection of stories will keep you awake at night, wondering what truly lurks in the shadow of your mind.
What is the most anticipated parting favor at a wedding? Tulle-wrapped candied almonds? Engraved keychains? Pictures with the lucky couple? No. Gossip and drama. And this anthology is overflowing with both. Whether you like your wedding stories filled with loving reunions, playful references to cake stealing, or trained assassins aiming at the groom, the contributing authors bring you enough drama to keep you gossiping until next wedding season. Romance is in the air, and we’re not totally focused on the wedding couple as we share tales from the tables. Come be our guest and have a front row seat to the escapades inspired by weddings and the shenanigans that follow. So, fill out your RSVPs and invite (or get stood up) by your Plus One, and get ready for eight wedding dates. Petunias and Parenting at a Wedding by Carien Jordaan Rocketship Derivative by Penny Myles Stealing Cake by Kelly Fauth Til Death Do Us Part by Jay Mendell Complimentary Breakfast by Mimi Francis Could be Worse by Rebecca Grace Mine to Make by Devon Borkowski Set Alight by Bevanny Stearman
When was the last time you looked to the night sky and wondered what might be looming in the far reaches of the universe? These are the tales of the planets, aliens, and creatures—of what we call sentient life—among the stars. Some are not for the faint of heart while others are full of passion. Some linger on the horror of the unknown while others offer hope life as we know it has just begun. Discover and experience first-hand as these tales answer the question: is there anyone or anything out there? What do they look like, feel like? How do they smell and taste? These twelve short stories offer fully immersive science fiction that bring us into space and push us beyond a pale definition of sentient life, both organic and artificial! Stories by: K. P. Kyle, Logan Mroczkowski, Fidel E. Arévalo León, McKay Wadsworth, Rick Cooley, Jay Mendell, S.L. Field, Mohammad Khan, Zachary Sherman, Edward Swing, Judy Backhouse, Jim Kent.