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Champagne, caviar…and cowboys? Butler Erin Jones hadn't expected a dusty, dirty ranch to be her next assignment, but she wasn't one to shirk her duty. She would straighten out cowboy Tyler Morris's life even if it killed her—or him! The first thing Erin did was knock Tyler off his feet—literally. Unfortunately for him, he never recovered his equilibrium. Before Tyler knew it, "Delightful Jones" had made his ranch a home—and made herself a home in his heart. But butlers and cowboys don't mix. So why was this sexy cowboy suddenly dreaming of freshly pressed boxer shorts, baby nappies…and forever?
Describes the life of the cook who made "theater" out of cooking in posh circles, teaching classes, and giving cooking demonstrations.
"Ominous, purposeless, pauperly & prisoned; Jeremy Thornton is drunk on St. Withen's. His father, his mother, his brother are dead, So Jeremy Thornton drinks ale for his head." Follow the twisting trail of countless murders in this 18th century mystery embroiled with conspiracy, embezzlement, cannibalism and supernatural revenge. Enter the grotesque world of master story teller John D. Chadwick in this deliciously blood soaked, black comedy in the tradition of The Penny Dreadful.
From the New York Times bestselling author of The Only Good Indians, Stephen Graham Jones, comes a slasher story where a teen prank goes very wrong and all hell breaks loose in a small town. Winner of both the 2020 Bram Stoker and Shirley Jackson Awards! We thought we'd play a fun prank on her, and now most of us are dead. One last laugh for the summer as it winds down. One last prank just to scare a friend. Bringing a mannequin into a theater is just some harmless fun, right? Until it wakes up. Until it starts killing. Luckily, Sawyer has a plan. He’ll be a hero. He'll save everyone to the best of his ability. He'll do whatever he needs to so he can save the day. That's the thing about heroes—sometimes you have to become a monster first. "A fairy tale of impermanence showcasing Graham Jones’s signature style of smart, irreverent horror." —The New York Times At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.
Winner of the Bram Stoker Award for Best Novel In her quickly gentrifying rural lake town Jade sees recent events only her encyclopedic knowledge of horror films could have prepared her for in this latest chilling novel that “will give you nightmares. The good kind, of course” (BuzzFeed) from the Jordan Peele of horror literature, Stephen Graham Jones. “Some girls just don’t know how to die…” Shirley Jackson meets Friday the 13th in My Heart Is a Chainsaw, written by the New York Times bestselling author of The Only Good Indians Stephen Graham Jones, called “a literary master” by National Book Award winner Tananarive Due and “one of our most talented living writers” by Tommy Orange. Alma Katsu calls My Heart Is a Chainsaw “a homage to slasher films that also manages to defy and transcend genre.” On the surface is a story of murder in small-town America. But beneath is its beating heart: a biting critique of American colonialism, Indigenous displacement, and gentrification, and a heartbreaking portrait of a broken young girl who uses horror movies to cope with the horror of her own life. Jade Daniels is an angry, half-Indian outcast with an abusive father, an absent mother, and an entire town that wants nothing to do with her. She lives in her own world, a world in which protection comes from an unusual source: horror movies…especially the ones where a masked killer seeks revenge on a world that wronged them. And Jade narrates the quirky history of Proofrock as if it is one of those movies. But when blood actually starts to spill into the waters of Indian Lake, she pulls us into her dizzying, encyclopedic mind of blood and masked murderers, and predicts exactly how the plot will unfold. Yet, even as Jade drags us into her dark fever dream, a surprising and intimate portrait emerges…a portrait of the scared and traumatized little girl beneath the Jason Voorhees mask: angry, yes, but also a girl who easily cries, fiercely loves, and desperately wants a home. A girl whose feelings are too big for her body. My Heart Is a Chainsaw is her story, her homage to horror and revenge and triumph.
Embark on an extraordinary journey to the heart of the Nordic haven with "Discovering Danish Delight." In this comprehensive and insightful guide, author William Jones takes you by the hand and leads you through the captivating landscapes, rich culture, and enchanting traditions of Denmark. Whether you're a seasoned explorer seeking new horizons or a curious newcomer ready to embrace the unknown, this book is your ultimate companion to living your best life in Denmark. Step by step, "Discovering Danish Delight" navigates you through the intricate layers of Danish life, offering practical advice and cultural insights that empower you to not only adapt but thrive in your new homeland. From savoring the coziness of "hygge" to mastering the Danish language, from understanding the education system to building a supportive social circle, every chapter is a gateway to a fulfilling and meaningful Danish experience. Uncover the secrets to seamlessly integrating into Danish society, forging connections with locals, and building a life that resonates with your passions and aspirations. Navigate the legalities, embrace sustainability, and learn the art of overcoming challenges and homesickness with resilience and grace. "Discovering Danish Delight" is more than a guidebook – it's a transformative companion that equips you with the tools, knowledge, and confidence to embark on a life-altering adventure. With a heartfelt exploration of Denmark's cities, countryside, and cultural treasures, you'll uncover the very essence of Danish identity and cultivate a deep sense of belonging. Through William Jones's engaging storytelling and comprehensive insights, you'll be inspired to embrace each day with a sense of wonder, to connect with your surroundings and fellow expatriates, and to shape your journey into an unforgettable narrative of growth, joy, and discovery. As you turn the pages of "Discovering Danish Delight," you're embarking on a voyage that leads not only to a new place but to a new way of living, thriving, and finding pure delight in the heart of Denmark.