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Tired of adulting? Stress relieving adult coloring book with a "beautiful" collection of sarcasm and colorful musings. You can curse and color your feelings away while celebrating your sarcastic, glowing personality with 45 different forms of colorful phrases & swearing sass sure to provide hours of fun, calm, relaxation, and stress relief through creative expression. Fulfill your inner spiritual badass fuckery with these satisfying, yet relatable phrases. These coloring pages help you deal with the chaos of this crazy, quarantine world among a slew of other issues such as, that nosy neighbors, in-laws from hell, psycho kid across the yard, the Karen in your life, annoying overachiever at school, work, PTA, moms group. The list can go ON. Sorry, not sorry for projecting. Ugh, anyway, this snarky, swearing coloring book for the sarcastic soul is the perfect stress reliever when you're fed up and want to vent and relax. Directions on how to use this product for dummies: Simmer down Grab some colored pencils, gel pens, markers, crayons, a damn blow torch (kidding), whatever is your kink Blow off steam and chuckle like a crazy person Frame, burn, or snail mail your favorite, beautiful, adulterated work of art to a friend Fucking repeat What you get: 45 pages of hilarious phrases so you can chuckle away your annoyance, including "Sarcasm is my love language", "Manifest that shit", "Darling, just fucking own it", "A sass a day, keeps the basics away", and more Mature illustrations suited for young adults to the elderly with a sense of humor Designs range in complexity and detail from beginner to expert-level Measures 8.5x11 with book industry perfect binding and a Beautiful matte cover High resolution crisp clean printed design Great as a coffee table book All pages are printed in portrait orientation and with a blank back to avoid bleed through Makes a fun, brilliant gift (or replacement "thinking of you from a distance" ) card for a friend, man child or partner that share the same sailor mouth and snarkiness affinity *gasp* Make it a Pandemic Friendly Zoom date with your bestie and talk all the shit about life while you color away. Claim your inner passive aggressive skill and elevate it to the next level of basic. This funny adult coloring book is a great way to relax and makes the perfect novelty, white elephant gift for grownups who have filthy mouths!
Luke and Benny are two best friends with big dreams in the wrong place and time. Braxton, Alabama. The 1920s. Benny's the sexy blues singer who does as he pleases. Luke's the odd genius, a film maker in the rough, whose qualities go unappreciated in his limited environment. A racist attack forces them to flee to Hollywood for fame...and revenge.
SPOON ME will keep you up like a line of cocaine on the Queens nipple, put you down like a vomiting baby, move your sofa like a friend with a bad back, decline your invitation like it conflicted with a tour of a chocolate factory, offer you advice like your own mother after two shots of tequila, spur your advances like a date with the Pope, and make sense of all your Mustang Ranch marriage licenses like a Nevada judge. Written in gold silk from the melted remains of Egyptian gods by an eighth century mystic on the quills of an extinct peacock species and then recovered on the bottom of the ocean by a shark-bitten surfer, SPOON ME is that rare work of fiction that comes along suddenly and ends up in your bed, curled around your body, keeping you warm, snuggling and nestling against you so you feel that rare sense of perfection in the moment as it is actually happening. It is a book that whispers to you, that you can whisper to spoon me
The Dire Wolf Motorcycle Club is staking its claim on some territory in New Jersey, and things are about to get growly. Summer fun meets eternal love in this sass kickin’ fated mates romance! Phoenix Tala is taking a break from his new home on the border of Blue Valley where his Pack and MC have recently settled down. With his Dire Wolf feeling out of sorts, he takes a road trip to clear his beast’s mind. But the Fates have more in store for him than an easy ride. Tracey Donner is tired of her upper-crust parents’ disapproval. After a shopping trip gets nasty, she takes off for the one place she felt happy as a child. Maccon City, New Jersey. She is ready for some serious changes in her life. But until then, a girl could have a little fun, couldn’t she? Of course, she never expected to run into that fun face first. Literally. A spontaneous skinny dip turns into something else when she swims into a midnight bather with more muscles than she knew was possible for one man to have. Willing to dive into a vacation fling with the bad boy biker, Tracey is all about the moment, but Phoenix has forever on his mind. Can he convince the luscious female to be his mate? Keywords: alpha, werewolf, shifter, wolf shifter, urban fantasy, fantasy romance, paranormal romance, shifter mates romance, wolf pack series, werewolf romance ebook, paranormal fiction series, strong heroine, curvy girl romance novel, shifter mates, fated mates, instalove romance short, sexy shifter book, pack life shifters, sexy paranormal romance book, steamy paranormal romance novel, steamy wolf shifter mates, strangers to lovers, instant attraction, heat level, claiming bite, fated mates novella, soul mates, destined mates, wolf shifter pack fated mates series, cat shifter mates, fated mate series, curvy heroine romance, curvy girl reads, bbw romance, alpha wolf hero, instant love, wolf pack lovers, fae mates, witch shifters
Ready gets some shocking news that might threaten to ruin the little progress that he has made in getting Bri back in his good graces. Luck is not on Ready's side when he finds himself having to deal with everything at once, including deciding what to do about his latest family member to turn foe. Ready has his hands full in carrying out his plans to become the most sought out drug distributor in North Carolina, and to help him cope with his problems, he turns to molly. It doesn't take Ready long to conclude that the very drug that helps to take his mind off his troubles also aids him in making some very poor choices. If he wants to remain on top, Ready knows that he needs to get it together, and that's much easier to do with Bri by his side, but does she see it that way? It takes Sha Sha becoming famous for her to realize that the most important things have nothing to do with money. Miami begins to self-destruct after a betrayal from one of his baby mamas makes him look at her differently. Despite feeling like a traitor for being with Sir, Monet can't deny that she loves him with every fiber of her being. Find out the outcome with all of the couples in the dramatic finale of In Love with the King of North Carolina.
“A terrifying journey into the darkest corners of the psyche” by the author of Requiem for a Dream and Last Exit to Brooklyn (The Guardian). A small-time criminal sits alone in his cell, his mind reeling with sadistic thoughts of retribution against the police and, eventually, all those he believes have failed him throughout his life. A deeply disturbing exploration of a character the Guardian described as “a genuinely frightening American Psycho,” Hubert Selby Jr.’s second novel is made all the more chilling by the narrator’s brief flashes of humanity. The Room is a tale so terrifying the author himself couldn’t read it for decades after writing it. Called “brutal” by the New York Times when it was first published, it is a dark masterpiece about a man who may be temporarily trapped in jail, but whose true prison is his own anger, as he is enslaved by out-of-control passions and sickening fantasies of revenge. This ebook features an illustrated biography of Hubert Selby Jr. including rare photos from the author’s estate.
An ordinary man who has accomplished extraordinary feats in life - Kenneth Raupp relates the story of intimate love, supreme sadness, humor, valor and fox hole religion laid bare as never before.