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SpongeBob and his fellow residents of Bikini Bottom retell embarrassing moments.
For decades, teachers, though underpaid, were among the most respected, esteemed professionals in the United States. But things have changed. As schools fail to meet the needs of a growing, diverse population, teachers have taken the hit. Popular movies have sensationalized the power and potential of those in the teaching profession, their hyperbole bordering on the absurd. Bruce Jay Gevirtzman hands you the truth about conditions in America’s schools. His defense of teachers may be shocking, but could awaken us to solutions that really work.
“Follow the adventures of a news-photographer-turned-private-eye as he seeks truth, justice, and an affair with his ex-wife” (The New York Times) in this hilarious caper from bestselling author Carl Hiaasen. R.J. Decker, star tenant of the local trailer park and neophyte private eye is fishing for a killer. Thanks to a sportsman’s scam that’s anything but sportsmanlike, there’s a body floating in Coon Bog, Florida—and a lot that’s rotten in the murky waters of big-stakes, large-mouth bass tournaments. Here Decker will team up with a half-blind, half-mad hermit with an appetite for road kill; dare to kiss his ex-wife while she’s in bed with her new husband; and face deadly TV evangelists, dangerously seductive women, and a pistol-toting redneck with a pit bull on his arm. And here his own life becomes part of the stakes. For while the “double whammy” is the lure, first prize is for the most ingenious murder.
Step into the world of burlesque, a realm where glamour and chaos intertwine, and every performance is an intriguing blend of elegance, humor, and the unforeseen. "Burlesque Blunders: Funny Moments in Burlesque Shows" invites you behind the curtains and onto the stage, where even the most meticulously planned routines can take an unexpected and hilarious turn. This book is a privileged collection of burlesque history's funniest, most unforgettable mishaps. From costume malfunctions and prop disasters to clumsy dance moves and unpredictable audience interactions, these stories capture the essence of burlesque at its most entertaining. Whether you're a fan of burlesque, a performer, or simply someone who loves a good laugh, this book offers a unique and privileged glimpse into the lighter side of this beloved art form. What you will find in this book: Hilarious stage blunders: Discover the moments when everything went wrong—and how performers turned chaos into comedy. Costume catastrophes: Read about the wardrobe malfunctions that stole the show. Audience antics: Get a peek at the unexpected ways audiences have become part of the performance. Dance floor disasters: Laugh along with tales of clumsy choreography and slippery stages. Unplanned improv: See how quick thinking and humor saved the day when things didn’t go as planned. Burlesque culture: Gain insight into the vibrant, unpredictable world of burlesque, where the show always goes on, no matter what. "Burlesque Blunders" is more than just a collection of funny stories—it's a jubilant celebration of the resilience, creativity, and joy that define the world of burlesque. Get ready to laugh, gasp, and maybe even blush as you explore these wild and wacky moments from the stage.
"Gilda, a twenty-something, atheist, animal-loving lesbian, cannot stop ruminating about death. Desperate for relief from her panicky mind and alienated from her repressive family, she responds to a flyer for free therapy at a local Catholic church, and finds herself being greeted by Father Jeff, who assumes she's there for a job interview. Too embarrassed to correct him, Gilda is abruptly hired to replace the recently deceased receptionist Grace. In between trying to memorize the lines to Catholic mass, hiding the fact that she has a new girlfriend, and erecting a dirty dish tower in her crumbling apartment, Gilda strikes up an email correspondence with Grace's old friend. She can't bear to ignore the kindly old woman, who has been trying to reach her friend through the church inbox, but she also can't bring herself to break the bad news. Desperate, she begins impersonating Grace via email. But when the police discover suspicious circumstances surrounding Grace's death, Gilda may have to finally reveal the truth of her mortifying existence."--Amazon.
Techniques of the Selling Writer provides solid instruction for people who want to write and sell fiction, not just to talk and study about it. It gives the background, insights, and specific procedures needed by all beginning writers. Here one can learn how to group words into copy that moves, movement into scenes, and scenes into stories; how to develop characters, how to revise and polish, and finally, how to sell the product. No one can teach talent, but the practical skills of the professional writer's craft can certainly be taught. The correct and imaginative use of these kills can shorten any beginner's apprenticeship by years. This is the book for writers who want to turn rejection slips into cashable checks.