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A humorous collection of dozens of photos of funny and adorable cats as they play with, roll in, and chow down their favorite snack of choice -- catnip. Cats love catnip. Whether it's eating it, playing with it, or rolling around in it, catnip turns our domestic feline friends into hilarious balls of activity. Carefree and unconstrained, they are free to be silly, exceptionally playful, and downright gnarly. Professional pet photographer and self-confessed crazy cat man Andrew Marttila (the photographer behind Shop Cats of New York) captures a range of the cats' silly and expressive personalities as they react to their catnip trip. Delightful, elegant Fluffy transforms into a hell-bent renegade. Shy, reserved Mittens becomes a free-loving acrobat. In the blink of an eye, a cat's expression transforms from bored to inquisitive to playful to curious to bizarre . . . to utterly unhinged. A fun and delightful look at our furry companions, this gift book is perfect for every cat lover.
Texts from Mittens is a series of text message conversations between a snappy, self-absorbed housecat named Mittens and his long-suffering human, a single woman who works away from home during the day. Mittens relentlessly hassles his human all day long, while only taking breaks to watch Judge Judy, hang with his best friend Stumpy, complain about the antics of Drunk Patty the neighbor, ask Grandma for money to buy useless items from QVC, and harass the “filthy beast” dog, Phil. Angie Bailey is an award-winning writer and blogger, humorist, and professional member of the Cat Writers’ Association. Her primary blog, Catladyland, has won many awards, and her humor writing is featured nearly daily on Catster.com, one of the most popular cat sites on the Web. She loves to photograph her cats in silly poses and sleeps with one eye open. And yes, she has three cats. “Each installment of Texts From Mittens is like a little gift to brighten your day!” —Kate Benjamin, Hauspanther founder and co-author of Catification with Jackson Galaxy "Texts From Mittens makes me wish my cat had thumbs! This is a hilarious book; Angie Bailey has done it again!” —Jeremy Greenberg, Author of Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed "We all knew that cats were hilarious, but Ms. Bailey's sardonic cat quips really take their mannerisms, attitude and occasional apathy to another level." —Susan Michals, Curator of Cat Art Show Los Angeles Come home! There's an emergency! What?? Are you OK? My dish is half empty! I'll be home soon. You wish starvation upon me! Stop being dramatic. Am weeak. Caan hasrdly tyyppe. Are you going to wear those black pants on your bed? Yes. I have a date. They're comfortable. Mittens, get off my pants! FYI: Poly-blend makes your butt look big
Invite in another wonderful year of kawaii kitties with this 16-month wall calendar featuring 13 full-color illustrations of lovable kawaii cats in adorable scenes as they have too much fun throughout the year. With a handy page that shows the months of September, October, November, and December 2021, followed by individual pages for the months of 2022, this 12" × 12" wall calendar features original kawaii kitten art from popular Instagram artist Bichi Mao (@bichi.mao). Enjoy all the cattitude these quirky kittens give off as they swarm your year. These cute feline friends do all sorts of adorable things and will help make 2022 an uplifting year. Aside from being their inspiring selves doing daily activities, these kitties get dolled up for their holiday best for Valentine's Day, Saint Patrick's Day, Easter, Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas. Kawaii Kitties 2022 is the perfect gift for the artistic friend, lover of super-cute everything, Japanese culture aficionado, or crazy cat lady in your life!
Explore all the world has to offer with the internet’s favorite traveling feline! Suki is a gorgeous Bengal cat from Canada who isn't afraid of taking her tiny paws on big adventures. From the castles of Europe to the sunny shores of California, her travels prove that anyone can wander the world. With inspirational words about exploration, Suki’s readers are invited to travel with her. Additionally, Suki looks absolutely elegant with each step she takes and has the photos to prove it! Full of gorgeous shots of her and her human parent, Martina Gutfreund, the book will continue in the popular Instagram account’s tradition of taking in the wilderness and its boundless beauty.
Cat 2022 Calendar Special gift This calendar will help you more organized in time. Cat calendar 2022 Calendar with perfect image for Cat Gift Ideas for Men Women Kids Friends Coworkers and more... Calendar Details: High quality Cat images Modern 12 months grid calendar 2022 Perfect for all your daily reminder needs or ideas Page with note
Ha-ha-ha...Are you a Cat Lover with an undeniable sense of humor? This new and funny Humping Cats Calendar 2023 is the perfect gift idea for you or someone you know!It is the gift that keeps on giving - Give laughter, Get Laughter... its a win-win :-)This hilarious and memorable gift is great for:ChristmasBirthdayWhite Elephant PartyGag or Joke GiftYankee SwapSecret SantaValentine's DayNew Year's DayStocking Fillers / Stuffers for any Cat Lover or OwnerAbout this Funny 2023 Calendar:Premium quality paper12 high-resolution (full color) humping cat images12-month grid in English, Spanish, French (with US, UK, CA and AU public holidays)Perfect for writing ideasNotes for each monthCalendar Size: 8.5" x 8.5" (21.59cm x 21.59cm) - Opened 8.5" x 17"Additional writing pagesMakes A Funny Gift For Gag, Birthday, Joke, Anniversary, Valentine's Day, Christmas & More!
Ha-ha-ha...Are you a Cat Lover with an undeniable sense of humor? This new and funny Pooping Cats Calendar 2023 is the perfect gift idea for you or someone you know!It is the gift that keeps on giving - Give laughter, Get Laughter... its a win-win :-)This hilarious and memorable gift is great for:ChristmasBirthdayWhite Elephant PartyGag or Joke GiftYankee SwapSecret SantaValentine's DayNew Year's DayStocking Fillers / Stuffers for any Cat Lover or OwnerAbout this Funny 2023 Calendar:Premium quality paper12 high-resolution (full color) pooping cat images12-month grid in English, Spanish, French (with US, UK, CA and AU public holidays)Perfect for writing ideasNotes for each monthCalendar Size: 8.5" x 8.5" (21.59cm x 21.59cm) - Opened 8.5" x 17"Additional writing pagesMakes A Funny Gift For Gag, Birthday, Joke, Anniversary, Valentine's Day, Christmas & More!
Training the Best Dog Ever, originally published in hardcover as The Love That Dog Training Program, is a book based on love and kindness. It features a program of positive reinforcement and no-fail techniques that author Dawn Sylvia-Stasiewicz used to train the White House dog, Bo Obama, and each of Senator Ted Kennedy’s dogs, among countless others. Training the Best Dog Ever relies on trust and treats, not choke collars; on bonding, not leash-yanking or reprimanding. The five-week training program takes only 10 to 20 minutes of practice a day and works both for puppies and for adult dogs that need to be trained out of bad habits. Illustrated with step-by-step photographs, the book covers hand-feeding; crate and potty training; and basic cues—sit, stay, come here—as well as more complex goals, such as bite inhibition and water safety. It shows how to avoid or correct typical behavior problems, including jumping, barking, and leash-pulling. Plus: how to make your dog comfortable in the world—a dog that knows how to behave in a vet’s office, is at ease around strangers, and more. In other words, the best dog ever.