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Are you stressed out? Too many things to do? People in your life driving you crazy? Then you need to Calm the Fuck Down and Color! This hilarious, sarcastic, and obnoxious adult coloring book is the perfect way to relieve stress, aid relaxation, and vent, while enjoying beautiful and highly detailed mandala flower images. Each coloring page will transport you into a world of peace and make you laugh-out-loud along the way. Unlike many adult coloring books, each volume is printed on black-backed pages to prevent bleed-through, so you can use any of your favorite tools, including pens, colored pencils, and fine-tipped markers. When you're finished coloring, you can display your artwork with a standard 8.5" x 11" frame. As an added bonus, we've also included two copies of every image so you can enjoy coloring your favorite images a second time! This book includes 50 coloring pages, 25 unique images, and the following swear word phrases: Calm the Fuck Down and Color Go Fuck Yourself Chill the Fuck out Leave me the Fuck Alone Shut the Fuck up You're a Dumbass Shove it up Your Ass Kiss my fat Ass Shut up Asshole Don't be a Jackass Damn you to Hell Shut Your Damn Mouth I Don't Give a Damn God Damn it You're a Damn Fool I Don't Give a Shit Eat Shit and Die This is Bullshit Are you Shitting me? You're a Piece of Shit Son of a Bitch You're a Little Bitch Fuck That Bitch Life's a Bitch Don't be Such a Bitch Buy Now, Start Coloring, and Relax...
Tame anxiety and take back control of your life with this "genius" (Cosmopolitan) no-f*cks-given guide from the bestselling author of The Life-Changing Magic of Not Giving a F*ck and Get Your Sh*t Together. Do you spend more time worrying about problems than solving them? Do you let unexpected difficulties ruin your day and do "what ifs" keep you up at night? Sounds like you need to Calm the F*ck Down. Just because things are falling apart doesn't mean YOU can't pull it together. Whether you're stressed about sh*t that hasn't happened yet or freaked out about sh*t that already has, the NoWorries method from "anti-guru" Sarah Knight helps you curb the anxiety and overthinking that's making everything worse. Calm the F*ck Down explains: The Four Faces of Freaking Out—and their Flipsides How to accept what you can't control Productive Helpful Effective Worrying (PHEW) The Three Principles of Dealing With It And much more! Find even more calm with the Calm the F*ck Down Journal.
Sometimes, after a long hard day, you just need to f*cking relax. To sit back and colour the things you can't say. Calm the F*ck Down is the perfect way to unwind and release your own beautiful smartass. Enjoy these irreverent yet beautiful adult colouring pages. Then sit back and sigh 'hell yeah' for a job well done. These single-sided colouring pages range from moderate to highly detailed in complexity. Images include abstract designs, animals and people, each with its own sassy quip like 'Home is Where the Vodka Is', 'Suck it Up, Buttercup', 'Carpe F*cking Diem', and other humorous, subversive sayings. CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE. NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN.
30 new pages of swear words and colorful phrases by best-selling publisher Oh No Coloring Books! Calm As F*ck is just as relaxing as it sounds! Color sassy phrases like "Life Isn't a Garden So Stop Being a Ho" and "I Need You Like A Fish Needs a F***ing Bike". Also included are classic swear words like "Bulls**t", "B**ch", and "A**hole". The words are surrounded by beautiful and humorous images of garden flowers, animals, people, and fanciful doodles that are perfect for making any day relaxing.
A Compilation of 43 Unique Coloring Pages A beautiful adult coloring book for all enthusiasts but if you have ever worked (or presently working) for a BAD BOSS, you'll definitely relate to it very well. Working for a BAD BOSS is never easy. It takes a lot of energy. It zaps the hell out of our sanity. It's not good to the nervous system. Been there, done that. This contains "endearing and colorful" words you've been wanting to tell in your BAD BOSS's face. This is a perfect way to calm down, diffuse and release the steam off your system. So relax and switch off from the daily stress. Descriptive illustrations Catchy captions and swear texts Designed to make it fun, relaxing and calm your nerves Each coloring page is on a separate sheet You may want to put an extra sheet of paper behind the coloring page you are working on to prevent the ink from bleeding through to the next page if you are using markers or pens. Moderate to complex designs + 2 color test pages This contains ADULT LANGUAGE, PLEASE KEEP IT AWAY FROM YOUNG KIDS tags: the bad boss, big bad boss,swear words coloring book, job stress,adult coloring swear words,adult coloring books,adult coloring books target,adult coloring books online,adult coloring books for men,adult coloring books for women,adult coloring books animals,adult coloring books mandala,adult coloring books and pencils,curse words,adult coloring books for stress,adult coloring books pages,work stress,work stress management,adult coloring books swear words, stress reliever,adult coloring pages,my bad boss,coloring book pages,unique adult coloring book,burnout,adult colouring book, adult coloring books swear words shut up,stress at work,adult coloring books swear words,coloring books for adults relaxation, stress and work,adult coloring books animals, work stress, bad boss office idiots,working for a bad boss,work stress management,reduce stress, burnout,bully boss, relaxation and stress reduction,swear coloring book, bad jobs,good jobs,workplace bullying,shitty boss,bully boss,relaxation therapy,bullying boss,diffuse stress,calm down,stress relieving patterns, anti stress management, sweary words adult coloring book,mandalas, relaxation techniques,psychology coloring book,how to relax,calm down books for adults,calm down books for grownups, how to destress,coloring book calm,coloring book happy,coloring book creative,ways to destress,destress coloring book,mindfulness,managing stress,fraud,manage stress,unwind coloring book,dealing with stress,how to reduce stress,occupational stress,over work,coloring books,chill out coloring book,how to calm down,fun adult coloring book,relaxing adult coloring book,wtf,stress free coloring book,wtf bad boss,calm your nerves,coloring books for adults relaxation,cursing coloring book, adult coloring books relax chill out,calm down for fuck sake,curse coloring book, profanity coloring book,meditation, swear words coloring book,release your anger,swearing words adult coloring book,work stress,coloring books for grown ups, mindfulness meditation, switch off daily stress, assholes, corporate bullying, personal insults, bully-free workplace, bullying, self-awareness, aggression, sarcastic jokes, dignity, pride, calm relief, decrease productivity, productive, comfort zone, thrive at work, motivated, unproductive, weasels, satisfied workforce, jerks, bullies, toxic workplace, workplace bullying , tormentor, demean, bully at work, emotional traps at work, criticize, destructive, toxic relationship, stop bullying, sap the energy, snakes, jealous coworker, annoying, control moods, life miserable, jerks, hostile, certified assholes, abuse, positive self-esteem, crass behavior
Fuck You Coloring Book For Adults is a stress relieving and hilarious swear word coloring book. With a variety of pattern filled coloring pages. Whether it's a gift for a friend, a Birthday, Mother's Day, Christmas gift or just something for yourself this book is sure to keep you and your giggling and entertained for hours .... Features of this Book: All Professionally illustrated Designs Suitable for Coloring Pens, Markers, Pencils and Crayons. Single side printing and bordered for framing 2 Color test pages. This swear word coloring book provides hilarious and insulting coloring images that will have you and your friends laughing and may even add some new insults to your repertoire. With a multitude of stress relieving coloring pages all designed to keep you relaxed and entertained for hours. Containing a variety of single sided images allowing for easy removal and framing. This will also help to prevent colors from bleeding through onto other designs meaning you can use any type of coloring pens, markers and pencils.Each image has been professionally illustrated and hand picked by us to guarantee you will receive high quality designs throughout the entire book. So sit back relax and enjoy some adult coloring.
Over 45 whimsical high resolution, professionally printed coloring pages--an adult relaxation coloring book. *Beautiful Images--animals, flowers, and gorgeous scenes. *Delightful Drawings--ranging from EASY to VERY complex. *Incredibly Fun and Relaxing
A must-have for every friend of colors, curses and swear words. "Shut the fuck up" is a coloring book with swear words and the perfect way to leave your everyday problems behind you when everything sucks. You have snappy humor and like to curse, then the painting pictures are just right for you. Color the things you do not want to say and relax, promote your inner balance and mindfulness! 29 single-sided adult coloring pages 1 color test page. Moderate to complex in detail. Images include beautiful abstract and spiritual mandalas, animals, patterns and flowers. Each has its own insult or curse like "You are not pretty enough to be that stupid", "You're a prick" and "Are you actually that dumb or do you have to put in effort?" and other humorous and subversive sayings. CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE. NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN. Enjoy this book that is fun to color and that also had irreverent adult humor.
From the creator of the Bestseller Calm the F*ck Down Did anyone ever tell you it's not good to brag? Well f*ck that! Give yourself a pat on the back. Own your own badass-ness. Tell the one you love how much you f*cking love them, with a little sugar and snark. This irreverently positive coloring book will not only help you relax and unwind, it will leave you with a sense of 'Hell Yeah!' after the world has tried to have its way with you. Cheer the F*ck Up is perfect for you if you like your self-help with a bit of sass, and your affirmations with a little piss and vinegar. It's an inappropriately awesome way to color and express the things you can't say. Enjoy 37 beautiful and fun to color illustrations, ranging from simple to detailed in complexity. Images include mermaids, fairies, animals and abstract designs. Sayings include "Do No Harm. Take No Shit," "Bite the Ass of Life," "Let's Get Weird," "Peace and Quiet. I like that shit.," "Don't Damage My Calm," and many more. For updates and free coloring page downloads visit www.Sashaohara.com
LIMITED TIME DISCOUNT! Available for only $3.97! (Regularly priced $ 13.99 ) NEW 40 Swear Words, Obnoxious Words and Insults! (+ 8) Bonus - Sweary designs on BLACK PAPER ! Are you encountering stress? Tired of your usual routine? Feeling irritated at work? Want to release your stress and anxiety, not offending anybody with words better not said out loud? Would you like to astonish your friend with an imaginative and unique gift? This Best Selling Coloring Book with Sweary Beautiful Designs will help you to achieve this! Color and Release Your Stress. Each Swear word has beautiful design with beautiful patterns, swirls, mandalas, flowers and leaves. The book is designed for adults and contains hilarious swear words. *WARNING: NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN. Relaxing Coloring Books for Adults : Contains hilarious swear words. Beautiful & Unique Stress Relief Designs To Color. Each Coloring Page is designed for Fun and Relaxation. Each Coloring Page is printed on a separate sheet to avoid bleed through. 40 Beautiful Sweary Designs : Sized to frame at 8.5" x 11" Original and hand drawn illustrations Single-Sided Pages Words you'll find inside the book: : Shut up Asshole Shove it up Your Ass Calm Your Balls Get the hell out! You're such a dick I Don't Give A Damn Shut the fuck up! Calm the Fuck down Don't be Such a Bitch I Don't Give a Damn You're a Little Bitch Damn you to Hell Shut Your Damn Mouth You're a Damn Fool I Don't Give a Shit You're a Piece of Shit Fuck That Bitch This Is Some Fuck Shit Fucking adulting Kiss my fat Ass and others Sit back, relax, plan your day, Happy Coloring!