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From the creator of the Best Seller Calm the Fck Down 'Tis the season to get snarky! It's that time again. Time to put on your elastic waistband pants, spike your eggnog, and brace yourself for the crazy "Holidaze". Why let the dark days of winter get you down when you can enjoy your own cynical and sassy Christmas coloring adventure? This holiday season, color the things you can't say and still keep Peace on Earth. Happy fucking Holidays is an irreverent and subversive take on Christmas and is the perfect way to unwind and relax for Christmas. It's an ideal gift, for anyone who is stressed, and for those with a subversive and irreverent sense of humor. Enjoy these humorous illustrations that let you fill your holiday season with inappropriate and unapologetic joy. Includes 26 single-sided adult coloring pages and 2 color test pages. Illustrations range from Simple to complex to color, and most are moderate in detail. Irreverent Images include: Santa, ornaments, a cat, a snowman, an Elf, candy canes, wreaths, reindeer, and many more... Sassy sayings include: It's beginning to feel a lot like fuck this, I peed in your eggnog, sweet and twisted, naughty, kiss my ass, fat judgmental bastard, sleigh me, and many more humorous and subversive sayings.... For more information, for free coloring page downloads, contests and more, visit www.sashaohara.com CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE. NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN.
This delectable & impolite coloring book is about to become one of your greatest small pleasures. Printed on black paper, it introduces you to a whole new coloring experience. Your designs will look incredibly vibrant and beautiful. And never worry again about coloring outside the lines. It contains humorous and gorgeous one-sided pages with designs varying from minimal to highly detailed where you'll find cute animals, leaves and abstract patterns uniquely articulated around swear words and expressions such as 'Dumbass', 'You're such a dick', and many others. This Delectable Adult Coloring Book Features: Dozens Of Delectable Coloring Pages Beautiful Designs To Relieve Stress & Have Fun Single-Sided Pages At 8.5x11 Animals, Leaves, Abstract Patterns And Hidden Little Things Includes Digital PDF Version Of The Book Inside Includes A $15 Bonus Inside Some of the words you'll come accross: Dozens Of Delectable Coloring Pages Beautiful Designs To Relieve Stress & Have Fun Single-Sided Pages At 8.5x11 Animals, Leaves, Abstract Patterns And Hidden Little Things Includes Digital PDF Version Of The Book Inside Includes A $15 Bonus Inside Bitch Face Douche bag Fuck Motherfucker Bastard Screw You You're such a dick! Dumb piece of shit Go to Hell, Bitch! And so many more! Find a cozy corner, pick a saucy word, grab your favorite coloring supplies and enjoy this adult coloring journey.
Manifest good vibes and self love with some positive profanity! Relax and color each page while you breathe in the good shit and exhale the bullshit. The affirmations inside this book will encourage you to embrace your badassery so you can tell any negative thoughts to f*ck off! Features: 40 Coloring Pages with designs that range from mandalas to whimsical and abstract. Some Examples of The Affirmations Are "Happiness is my f*cking birthright", "I'm a direct descendant of badassery", "I'm a magnet for motherf*cking miracles", and "I'm allowed to say no to bullshit". Suitable For All Skill Levels with a variety of simple to complex designs Single Sided Pages. This avoids any bleed through and will allow you to frame your art. Colored pencils are recommended. Great Gift For Women! This coloring book uplifts and empowers while bringing laughter to the recipient. Book Size is 8.5 x 11
This beautiful coloring book features 40 creative and intricate designs with classic and wonderfully original insults, exclamations and swear words to help you relax and let go of the stressful situations in your life. TAGS: black coloring book, midnight coloring book, black adult coloring book, midnight adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear words adult coloring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, james alexander, memos to shitty people, calm the fuck down, chill the fuck out, sasha o'hara, james alexander, christmas swear word coloring book swear word coloring book, swear word adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, adult coloring books, swearing coloring book, swear coloring book, jade summer, swear word coloring book, swear word adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, adult coloring books, swearing coloring book, swear coloring book
Coloring is the perfect way to relax and unwind. Add a bit of subversive and irreverent humor and you have Chill the F*ck Out! Beautiful scenes and abstract doodles are combined with irreverent quips like "Shit just got real" that will keep you laughing. Features: -32 original pieces of artwork to color and enjoy -Perforated pages for easy framing -One-side printing so colors don't bleed through
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💥 Includes PDF of all my books for FREE This book includes a QR code to get the contents of all my books in PDF format for free. Download all the drawings from my books, print them as many times as you want, and you will have hours of fun coloring. In the future you will also be able to download the new coloring books that I publish for free. Do you like to color? Do you like curses? And do you love animals? In this adult cuss word coloring book you will find 41 funny animal designs to color along with curse words and hilarious quotes that will make you laugh. A wide variety of beautiful animals in different styles, from simple patterns to more complex animals drawn in the mandala style. Perfect as a gift for your friends Spend many hours of guaranteed fun coloring and swearing with these large format pages with high quality designs, created to release your stress. It works! I assure you! Cussing Animals Coloring Book for Adults features: ✅ 41 Artistic drawings of cute animals with curses to color ✅ Free PDF of ALL MY BOOKS ✅ Single sided pages to prevent bleed-through ✅ Large size 8.5 x 11 inches ✅ High quality designs to relieve stress & have fun ✅ Perfect gift for friends ✅ Coloring book for adults only Some curse words that you can color: "Mystical sex toy" "Your head is hidden but your ass is out" "You're a dirty double-crossing rat" "Be careful when you follow the (M)asses" "2 words 1 finger" "Don't bust my balls" "I'm not anti-social I'm anti-bullshit" 🛒 BUY NOW! Because with your fish memory it will be difficult for you to find me again :)
Get the entire collection at swearybook.com: * Release Your Anger * Memos to Shitty People * Shit Happens! * Fuck Off, I'm Coloring The book that started it all! A global bestseller, this beautiful coloring book features 40 creative and intricate designs with classic and wonderfully original insults, exclamations and swear words to help you relax and let go of the stressful situations in your life. Each single-sided page includes such agression-relieving words as 'Shitballs', 'Twat Waffle' and 'Asshat' laid over therapeutic, mandala and nature inspired patterns. The #1 Gag Gift for Friends with a Sense of Humor! Introducing the world's first swear word coloring book printed on black paper. You've never experienced anything like this before. This bestselling adult coloring book features 40 classic swear words. Using this beautiful midnight edition will make your designs vibrant with color. Never again worry about coloring inside the lines... let the black paper take care of it! Unwind and relax with this beautiful coloring book... let your steam loose! What's Inside * 40 Classic Swear Words to Color (see list below) * Beautiful Abstract Designs with Intricate Details * Each Swear Word Is Printed on Black Paper * Includes Free PDF Bonus Inside! Sometimes, you just need to SWEAR at someone... List of Words * Bullshit * Fuck * Piss Off * Asshole * Bitch * Slut * Whore * Cunt * Bastard * Douche * Shit * Damn * Shitballs * Sugartits * Twat Waffle * Baggy Vag * Piss Flaps * Bollocks * Crap * Fuckwit * Fucktard * Dipshit * Shit-a-brick * Wanker * Beaver Dam * Cum Guzzler * Cuntcake * Asshat * Gutter Slut * Skank * Prick * Slutbag * Moron * Fuck Off * Idiot * Twunt * Dickhead * Cockbag * Fucknugget * Cunt Muffin Join the foulmouthed masses and unwind with Release Your Anger. Color designs featuring both classic swear words like "Bullshit" and more creative ones like "Cum Guzzler". Each page is designed with beautiful patterns, swirls, paisleys, mandalas, flowers, and leaves... color away while letting the steam out. Simply sit back, relax, and choose the swear word that connects with you. Then color in the swear word with your choice of color pencil, pen, marker, and/or crayon. Enjoy mindfulness and relaxation with this brilliant anti-stress therapy, also the perfect gag-gift! This beautiful coloring book features: * 40 Classic and Angry Swear Words to Color * Beautiful Designs with Intricate Details * Designs Printed on Black Paper * 40 Single-Sided Pages at 8.5 x 11" * Includes Digital PDF Bonus Inside the Book Order now and get started. Your inner peace is waiting, and it has some choice words for you. Preview the book at swearybook.com/midnight TAGS: black coloring book, midnight coloring book, black adult coloring book, midnight adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear words adult coloring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, james alexander, memos to shitty people, calm the fuck down, chill the fuck out, sasha o'hara, james alexander, donald trump, hillary clinton, christmas swear word coloring book
These Salty Bitches are old and they're pissed. Add some color or just enjoy these vintage ladies talking trash and throwing shade. Do you enjoy a little spicy humor? Not offended by salty language? Love vintage illustrations of women? Then this book is for you. 55 DETAILED ILLUSTRATIONS Phrases include: Rise and Shine Bitches Bitch don't kill my vibe Time to do some soul crushing No bra club I'd agree with you but then we'd both me wrong Bad bitch #1 Excuse me, what language are you speaking? It sounds like bullshit Simmer down sluts Basic Bitch And many more. Makes a great gift for that salty bitch that you love. This adult coloring book can be embellished with color or left alone because the illustrations are rich with detail. Fifty-five gorgeous vintage images are included in this book. Suitable for coloring with colored pencil. Share your artwork on instagram: #saltybitches or tag @colormenaughtybooks
A SPECIAL PONDEROSA RESORT NOVELLA! Rule one when seeking a secret mountain hideaway: Be certain the cabin’s unoccupied. Also, make sure there’s no blizzard coming. I’ve screwed up all of that before I get the key in the door, which shouldn’t be a shock. God knows I’ve messed up plenty of things lately. Is it too much to want a hideout from Hollywood headlines in a place no one knows my name? Maybe not, since Gretchen Laslo has zero clue who I am. That’s the upside of being snowed-in with a stunning professor whose impressive list of appliances includes two ice cream makers and no television. The downside? Cocoa and blanket forts lead to toe-curling sex, which leads to me kinda-sorta forgetting to tell her the paparazzi’s on my tail. It’s a matter of time before she finds out. When that happens, our wintry romance will melt faster than a snowman boning in a sauna.