C. B. X. Martin
Published: 2018-05
Total Pages: 327
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A terrier, an industrial estate, two strangers. Lives collide.The surprising memoirs of a devilishly-handsome dog.You've read fluffy tales written by humans about how a dog helped them with this or that nonsense. Well, this is my tail, oops, tale, setting things straight from my perspective. You humans are just food providers and pooh picker-uppers. Get over it. And get reading my true story.The fun can start now: I'm here.Evil Bob - the self-service guru of lifeThe devilish dark-side of a charming dogProbably been said about Bob and his memoirs:'I don't approve.'A vet'I didn't know a book could teach me so much.'Ted, Jack Russell'Bob, he's all action-packed-and-ready-to-go.'Rich, mohican punk'He left me with eight pups, but I still love him.'Daphne, saluki bitch'He's our hero.'The eight pups'Hey, lads, get the bill ready for that huge chop and those sausages: I know where to send it now.'A butcher'What a dog! He's a legend.'Butch, English bull terrier'I spent the best day of my life with Bob.'Ursinia, glamorous bitch'So that's the !!!!! who bit me!'Errol, Staffie'He stole my best carrots.'A greengrocer