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To get some much-needed pink, he’ll have to find the missing link… Billy James Hoyt is a down-on-his-luck, red-blooded American man in 1981 rural Oregon. His mullet is perfectly kept, his farmboy muscles worked to perfection from a lifetime of construction work, and his trailer has functional plumbing. But he has no one to share it with until his eccentric best friend, Tony B Loehne, comes up with the perfect poon-hearted plan: find, seduce, and fool around with Bigfoot. Billy is skeptical, until he gets an eyeful–and handful–of the vivacious wild woman for himself. Taken aback by the life-changing experience, but not wanting to disappoint Tony with the truth that sasquatch chose Billy instead of him, our unlikely hero has to search for the key to his wild heart while juggling an expired six-pack of lies that would churn even the most hardened roughneck’s stomach. “A triumphant masterpiece of hopeful nihilism.” – My Boss “I still love you even after reading this, and I don’t know if I like what that says about me.” – My Girlfriend
If I don’t know what meal you are, how will I know when to eat you? International Fusion has gotten everything she thought she wanted. Her breakfast bistro in the big city has taken off. She’s even managed to make friends with some of the most popular dishes in town. But when Nat crosses paths with a mouth-watering main course at the local coffee shop, she’s soon overcome with a burgeoning oral fixation. Homestyle Cookin’ was assigned dinner at birth, but he’s finally free to live his life as the breakfast he always knew he was. His life has found a rhythm. There’s only one thing missing: a dreamgirl who comes into his coffee shop once a week and barely seems to notice him. The toothsome stranger’s presence never fails to leave Homes steamy with desire, and he longs to devour her whole. When the two of them cross paths at last, things heat up faster than a chafing dish at an Amish buffet, and Nat’s carefully curated image begins to crumble as she falls over easy for the transcontinental breakfast whose lucky charms leave her aching with gluttony… and perhaps something more. Content Note: Very little about this book is serious, dear reader, but there is one thing that I want to make very clear: Homestyle’s identity as a transgender individual is not the punchline. The absurdity of gender gatekeeping absolutely is. So let’s get this out of the way. If you’re in favor of the laws being bandied about right now, or have anything negative to say about the trans and nonbinary communities as a whole? This book is not for you. I didn’t write it with you in mind, and you’re not going to like it. Toodle-oo. Off you pop. Have a lovely day and thanks for saving us both a headache later on. Still here? Excellent. I hope you have a strange sense of humor and/or a strong stomach. I’m not okay and I doubt you are either, but we’ll get through this together. All my love to the breakfasts, lunches, and dinners out there, and to all the various and sundry snacks in between.
Mase Campbell has earned a reputation as a skilled wagon master, heading up freight trains for Kavanaugh Freight. Then one night in 1874 in Corinne, Utah Territory, he is stopped in the street by someone asking him for a match, and shot to death. Those who saw the murder either do not come forward or admit no knowledge. Buck McCready, captured at ten years of age by Indians, rescued by Mase, and raised by him, wants to find out who killed Mase and why. But there is not time for investigation because Jock Kavanaugh, owner of the freight line, has committed to a freight wagon race from Corinne to Virginia City and he needs Buck to replace Mase as wagon master. Buck believes that Mase was murdered because of the competition and that the murderer will probably be on the train. Buck is right about one thing: someone in the wagon crew is willing to do whatever is necessary to see the Kavanaugh venture fail.
Wounded Knee, as it was first reported, and, as you've never read it. A sensational contemporary view of the events surrounding the Sioux outbreak of 1890 and 1891 that violently climaxed at Wounded Knee, South Dakota. These articles from the Omaha Bee represent some of the most widely read and published correspondence of that sanguinary winter. Until now, Will Cressey's on-scene dispatches have never appeared under a single cover. Step back 125 years into the past and experience the exhilaration and anguish that was the sting of the Bee. The language of the day was harsh and reflects the strong views that many Americans held of the native tribes following more than two and a half centuries of persistent conflict with the indigenous communities that first occupied the continent. To our twenty-first century sensibilities the articles and commentary are replete with racist and visceral remarks that provide an unvarnished perspective of life in the Midwest at the closing chapter of conflict with the American Indian. These news reports are provided to the western historian, Americana scholar, and Indian wars enthusiast as an unfiltered glimpse into an American tragedy that unfolded on the front pages of papers from the Atlantic to the Pacific a century and a quarter ago. To be sure, Will Cressey's specials were both criticized and acclaimed by his peers, and he was likely the most read war correspondent during that troubled time frame. The country's collective memory of Wounded Knee and the events that unfolded in the winter of 1890 and 1891 have been formed and reformed through conflicting accounts and historical analysis of that American tragedy. Returning to the pages of the newspapers of the day provides a valuable perspective of the events as they occurred in one of the most read papers of the Midwest. The sting of Edward Rosewater's Omaha Bee is a harsh, contemporary reflection of those events and their impact on a nation progressing toward the twentieth century.
“A fascinating inside look at the trailblazing series” (Entertainment Tonight)—discover the behind-the-scenes stories and lasting impact of the trailblazing sketch comedy show that upended television, launched the careers of some of our biggest stars, and changed the way we talk, think, and laugh about race: In Living Color. Few television shows revolutionized comedy as profoundly or have had such an enormous and continued impact on our culture as In Living Color. Inspired by Richard Pryor, Carol Burnett, and Eddie Murphy, Keenen Ivory Wayans created a television series unlike any that had come before it. Along the way, he introduced the world to Jamie Foxx, Jim Carrey, David Alan Grier, Rosie Perez, and Jennifer Lopez, not to mention his own brothers Damon, Marlon, and Shawn Wayans. In Living Color shaped American culture in ways both seen and unseen, and was part of a sea change that moved black comedy and hip-hop culture from the shadows into the spotlight. Now, the “in-depth, well-researched” (Library Journal, starred review) Homey Don’t Play That reveals the complete, captivating story of how In Living Color overcame enormous odds to become a major, zeitgeist-seizing hit. Through exclusive interviews with the cast, writers, producers, and network executives, this insightful and entertaining chronicle follows the show’s ups and downs, friendships and feuds, tragedies and triumphs, sketches and scandals, the famous and the infamous, unveiling a vital piece of history in the evolution of comedy, television, and black culture.