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THE ULTIMATE BOOK OF BATHROOM ETIQUETTE AND HUMOR (REVISED 2023 EDITION) Stories, Quotes, Rules, Songs, Musings, and More to Educate, Entertain & Inspire. www.UltimateBathroomBook.com There are other books on the market designed to give bathroom users a few laughs, or a lot of arcane facts, while they are passing their time...and gas. But there are very few if any other books that are about all aspects of the bathroom itself. The Ultimate Book of Bathroom Etiquette and Humor will uniquely give you the expertise you need to make you a more considerate bathroom user, and have you laughing your butt off in the process. Bathroom etiquette expert and author Larry Glanz, a longtime traveling salesman in the nutritional products industry, has experienced more than his share of bathroom follies, committed by both hosts and guests alike. And indeed, as he hilariously shares in the Introduction of this book, he has also committed his own embarrassing acts, which he describes as some “real doozies”. Having seen the best and the worst of countless bathrooms over his many years on the road, he is determined to make better hosts and guests of us all. Glanz dispenses advice on everything from flushing to spraying the air to taking proper care of pets (or Pet-iquette) through clever and catchy rhymes and parodies. The Ultimate Book of Bathroom Etiquette and Humor features: • Hundreds of tidbits of advice conveyed in catchy, rhyming form • 60-plus full song parodies • Dozens of Commandments of Bathroom Etiquette •Oodles of Fartlett’s Unfamiliar Quotations • The exclusive, hilarious advice of the ancient bathroom philosopher Confuse-us ...and so much more to learn about, laugh at and sing to!!! Author Larry Glanz, who had previously earned a guest appearance on The Oprah Winfrey Show to highlight his first book, “How to Start a Romantic Encounter”, believes that the timing is right for this book, as we can all use the laughs...not to mention clean, fragrant bathrooms. So pick up a copy for yourself, for family and friends, or for anyone who is liable to be a guest in your bathroom! You’ll thank us later.
Space for nearly 400 guests messages/doodles. Gloss cover so can be wiped if needed.
Funny Bathroom Guest Book Do you know who's been in your bathroom? You will now! Enjoy the comments left behind from your guests (hopefully that's all they left) and provide some entertainment while sitting on the thrown.
Instant New York Times Bestseller Longlisted for Andrew Carnegie Medal for Excellence 2020 New England Society Book Award Winner for Fiction “The Guest Book is monumental in a way that few novels dare attempt.” —The Washington Post The thought-provoking new novel by New York Times bestselling author Sarah Blake An exquisitely written, poignant family saga that illuminates the great divide, the gulf that separates the rich and poor, black and white, Protestant and Jew. Spanning three generations, The Guest Book deftly examines the life and legacy of one unforgettable family as they navigate the evolving social and political landscape from Crockett’s Island, their family retreat off the coast of Maine. Blake masterfully lays bare the memories and mistakes each generation makes while coming to terms with what it means to inherit the past.
Are you looking for a hilarious bathroom guestbook or a gift for a friend's housewarming party? Smile every time you open this laugh of loud notebook. Record your name and thoughts when you've done your number ones and twos! Makes an excellent gag gift idea for friends, family, and coworkers. Perfectly sized at 8.25" x 6" 100 pages Gloss cover (to protect against splashes!) Softcover bookbinding Flexible Paperback
"With universal appeal (everyone poops, after all), this witty, illustrated description of over two dozen dookies (each with a medical explanation written by a doctor) details what one can learn about health and well-being by studying what's in the bowl. A floater? It's probably due to a buildup of gas. Now think back on last night's dinner, a burrito perhaps? . . .All the greatest hits are here: The Log Jam, The Glass Shard, The Deja Poo, The Hanging Chad ... the list goes on. Sidebars, trivia, over 60 euphemisms for number 2, and unusual case histories all make this the ultimate bathroom reader. Who knew you could learn so much from your poo?"--Publisher website (October 2007)
A USA TODAY BESTSELLER! The cozy comedy of Joe Pera meets the darkly playful illustrations of Joe Bennett in A Bathroom Book for People Not Pooping or Peeing But Using the Bathroom as an Escape, a funny, warm, and sincere guide to regaining calm and confidence when you're hiding in the bathroom. “Nothing says ‘class’ to your dinner guests more than a Joe Pera book next to the can.” —Seth Meyers Joe Pera goes to the bathroom a lot. And his friend, Joe Bennett, does too. They both have small bladders but more often it’s just to get a moment of quiet, a break from work, or because it’s the only way they know how to politely end conversations. So they created a functional meditative guide to help people who suffer from social anxiety and deal with it in this very particular way. Although, it’s a comedic book, the goal is to help these readers: 1. Relax 2. Recharge 3. Rejoin the world outside of the bathroom It’s also fun entertainment for people simply hiding in the bathroom to avoid doing work. A Bathroom Book for People Not Pooping or Peeing But Using the Bathroom as an Escape will be waiting in the bathroom like a beacon for anxious readers looking to feel calm, confident, and less alone. “Nothing says ‘class’ to your dinner guests more than a Joe Pera book next to the can.” —Seth Meyers “A beautiful and funny book about something I have done all my life. Thank you, Mr. Joseph Pera.” —Aidy Bryant At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.
Are you getting married during the winter season? This romantic holiday wedding guest book is the perfect gift to say congratulations to a new husband and a new bride. For a holiday themed wedding this guest book is the perfect gift for a romantic bride and groom. Click on our brand name under the title of this listing for more winter themed journals, calandars, notebooks, diaries, agendas, coloring, activity & puzzle books for a variety of occasions and events. Wedding guest books are a great way to have your guests and invited visitors leave you a personal messages so you can keep a vivid memory of the most beautiful day of your life. It is also a thoughtful keepsake gift for you to hold onto memories of your special day, friends & family. Years after your wedding, you will be able to enjoy and laugh at the sentimental and funny sayings, thoughts, wishes, quotes, poems, and stories that your loved ones like your grandparents, siblings, parents, friends & colleges wrote into this keepsake back in the day. Features: - 120 Pages For wedding guests to leave a few lines for a message, thoughts, comments, well wishes, anecdotes, quotes, sayings, or whatever else your guests want to express towards the happy couple - 8.5"x8.5" dimension - Cover: Soft, Matte with Premium and Unique Design - Binding: Perfect binding, non-spiral - Heavy Paper Add this wonderful keepsake to your cart now and celebrate a wonderful Thanksgiving Wedding!
Funny Bathroom Guest Book Do you want to know who was in the bathroom and what thinking? Thanks to these book, you will now! This book is Ideal to fun and makes comfortable for guestes also spent nice time in bathroom! Make a Perfect Gift for Birthday, Christmas, Parties, Anniversaries also for Family, Friends, Coworkers, Office and Events. If you would like to see a sample of the journal, click on the Look inside feature. Specifications: Dimensions: 8.25" x 6" (20.96 x 15.24 cm) Pages: 100 Pages Cover: Glossy - Fit any decor Binding: Perfect Binding High-Quality paper Make sure to check out the others colors/style our books. Get yours today!
Fun activity book with silly things to do whilst in the bathroom including: fart jokes word finder dingbats sudoku mazes dot to dot M.A.S.H game words games finish the doodle poop checklist Pocket size book to use in the bathroom whilst you're waiting for things to happen! Buy this as a white elephant gag gift, for a secret santa present or as a stocking stuffer for a teenage boy.