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Does Christmas always have to be a show? Or do you prefer it home alone? Do you dress for the after-glow? Or Is Christmas a bore and presents all a chore? Does the manger clip your wings? Or is it always time to wallow in seasonal sins? - M.T. Sands teases and delights with Ten Naughty Christmas Stories to lift the festive gloom and doom.
A festive board book with a funny twist on the classic letter-to-Santa theme.
Ethan Long, author/illustrator of Tickle the Duck, Stop Kissing Me, and Duck's Not Afraid of the Dark, returns with yet another laugh riot novelty book for young children. In Have You Been Naughty or Nice? the duck excitedly awaits a visit from Santa Claus until he eats all of Santa's snacks and realizes he just put himself on the naughty list. But never fear, because the duck has a clever plan to get himself back on the nice list. This fourth book in Ethan Long's duck series features a cloth Santa cap on the cover and a fold-out letter to Santa, and is filled to the brim with holiday hilarity that will keep kids entertained for hours.
Santa's checked his list twice and has declared these Sexy Bad Boys are Naughty, Nasty and Nice! 12 Erotic Tales in one sizzling anthology. This Christmas collection contains 12 of the sexiest, outrageous Bad Boy Christmas tales you could ever imagine. Seven blazing hot pens... Wielded by 7 dynamic authors- August Storm, Lee Meryl, Shyann Savage, Danee' Daniels, Snow Wynters, Erotika Knight and Brenda Stokes Lee... Who collaborate to produce a sultry, 12 story Christmas anthology. Plainly stated, this Gift Set highlights 12 of the Sexiest Bad Boys who ever celebrated Christmas. Each tale is hotter than the last and guaranteed to satisfy your naughty nature and make you squirm in your seat. This collection is designed to be quick bites of love and lust which will tantalize your erotic taste buds. It is the perfect Holiday quickie and a great gift. Bad Boys of Christmas Anthology contains such Christmas Stories as: 1. What Are You Doing New Years- Two strangers find comfort in each other's arms on a cold, snowy Christmas Eve night. 2. Love by Design- A rich and famous Fashion Designer discovers Christmas Miracles are real and Cupid's arrow can strike anywhere and anytime. 3. A Christmas Gift from the Maestro- A classical piano instructor experiences the piano recital of a lifetime when he decides it's time for his prodigy to play a different instrument. 4. Tis the Seasons Dreams to Come True- A successful young author discovers there is more to success than just money and reclaims precious, lost treasure. 5. All I Want for Christmas- Misdirection, misunderstandings and little white lies threaten to ruin what would become a perfect Christmas. 6. Seduction of Mrs. Claus- Even Santa needs love to keep him warm on a frosty Christmas Eve. 7. Royally Screwed- A young frisky Prince finds a little too much Christmas love and is caught with his hands in the Christmas cookie jar. 8. A New Toy for Christmas- A young attorney gets the ride of her life from a handsome stranger on Christmas Eve. 9. Santa's Coming- A naughty dream about Santa Claus sets the stage for an exciting encounter between a young college student and a lonely divorcee. 10. Santa's Ho, Ho, Hoeing Around- This Santa has been spreading his yuletide log all around and gets a peppermint treat he won't soon forget. 11. Let's Play- Two strangers who meet in a bar one Christmas Eve discover they have something in common. Alone for Christmas they decide to bring in the holiday together. 12. Chance Brought Us together- Stranded in a library in a blizzard, a librarian and a patron make a sexy wager that turns the library into an inferno. *Order now to enjoy your first Christmas Quickie!
The bestselling star of No, David! turns Christmas traditions upside down with laugh-aloud humor. Readers of all ages will vividly remember trying to peek at hidden gift packages; writing scrolls of wish lists to Santa; and struggling to behave at formal Christmas dinner parties. Always in the background, we know Santa Claus is watching, soon to decide if David deserves a shiny new fire truck or a lump of coal under the tree. From playing with delicate ornaments to standing in an endlessly long line for Santa, here are common Christmas activities--but with David's naughty trimmings. A surefire hit that is destined to be an annual classic.
Go on a festive and fun-filled adventure with Larry in the hilarious Christmas novelty edition of the USA Today bestselling series, Don't Push the Button! 'Tis the season for gift-giving and kids will adore this new addition to the creative and interactive series that has touched the lives of over half-a-million readers. Don't Shake the Present! is the perfect stocking stuffer, holiday gift for kids, and present for 1 year old girls and boys celebrating their first Christmas ever! Kids and parents alike will return to this wacky holiday book time and again. Larry the lovable monster has received a present, and he's desperate to know what's inside. He needs your help to figure it out. But whatever you do... DON'T SHAKE THE PRESENT! Hi, I'm Larry. This is my present. I REALLY want to open it, but I'm not allowed.
A naughty, sexy Christmas romance Amanda Creighton has always been the epitome of a good girl, until the day her inner vixen convinces her to tease the office bad boy with a gift he can't possibly resist.
"It's the most wonderful time of the year," the old song tells us. But that doesn't mean the people celebrating it are always so nice. Criminals get the Christmas spirit, too! In this collection of hilarious short stories, you'll see what the thieves, killers, psychos and scumbags are up to come the holidays...and it's not caroling door to door. Well, not unless they're casing the neighborhood for a break-in, as a rag-tag gang does in the title story. You'll also meet a mall elf menaced by a very, very bad Santa (in "I Killed Santa Claus"), a London police inspector hunting for the man who murdered Ebenezer Scrooge (in "Humbug"), a trucker out to save his shipment of Cabbage Patch Dolls from bumbling hijackers (in "Special Delivery") and many more characters you'll never forget. Originally published in Ellery Queen's Mystery Magazine and Alfred Hitchcock's Mystery Magazine, these nine tales from award-winning short story master Steve Hockensmith (Holmes on the Range, Dreadfully Ever After) are sure to have you ho-ho-hoing from the first page to the last.
A spoiled, greedy, and naughty boy matches wits with Santa Claus in this hilariously "wicked" Christmas read-aloud. Bradley Bartleby is bad. Very bad. In order to avoid Bradley's wrath, his wealthy parents buy him whatever he wants. All the adults in Bradley's life are running scared―except for Santa Claus, who refuses to give him anything but socks. But Bradley vows to get what he deserves. If Santa won't give him the gifts he wants, Bradley will just have to steal them. He transforms his house into a trap so fearsome even his parents refuse to enter. With dynamite, trapdoors, guillotines, and tigers in his path, Santa doesn't stand a chance. Or does he? Jonathan Emmett gives readers a Christmas tale from a new and devious perspective.
Have you ever wondered what goes on behind the scenes in the North Pole around Christmastime? Does Santa get distracted? Do toy machines break down? Does someone else out there want to destroy Christmas? Well, I’ve wondered about all these things and imagined what could happen, so come and share the adventures with me.