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What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with sheep? A woolly jumper! Mitchell Johnson, Australian cricketer Why did the cockatoo sit on the clock? So he would be on time! Kate Ritchie, actor What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? A stick! Jeremy Lindsay Taylor, actor, Sea Patrol With 362 more hilarious jokes inside, this is a book that will keep you and the kids laughing for hours! Publicity will again be extensive; with a focus on radio, national newspapers, news, children's print media, online and more. This phenomenal fun-raiser will continue to sky-rocket!
With over 400 jokes to smile, giggle and laugh your way through, 'Best Aussie Jokes' has a joke for nearly every occasion. Laughter is a powerful tonic for our physical and mental health and these jokes will ensure you become the life of the party. So get ready for a book full of belly laughs. A warning: Beware... laughing is addictive
Why is it so cold at Christmas? Because it’s Decembrrrrr! What do elves use to make Christmas cakes? Elf-raising flour! What’s miserable and covered in custard? Apple grumble! Packed full of seasonal silliness and funny festive jokes that will keep you laughing for days – and that's sno joke! From Christmas jokes to food jokes, dinosaur jokes to pirate jokes, these laugh-out-loud one-liners are just the sort that you'd find in Christmas crackers. The perfect stocking filler, A Bumper Book of Christmas Jokes is decorated with humourous black and white line drawings and packed with hundreds of hilarious jokes about all sort of topics.
Fart is desperate to make friends and have fun. But no one likes a fart -- not even a fart with a heart. With plenty of laughs and even more heart, this delightful picture book shows that even the smelliest among us can find a friend in this world. It's hard out there for a fart. Too smelly. Too embarassing. Too gross. Striking the perfect balance of gross-out humor, wit, and heart, this beautifully illustrated picture book delivers a message of accepting yourself and finding a friend who loves you just the way you are.
Did you hear about the optimistic kangaroo? It hopped for the best. Who would open the batting for the Aussie animal cricket team? Wombat and numbat. With 500 more hilarious jokes inside, this is a book that will keep you and the kids laughing for hours! Publicity will again be extensive; with a focus on radio, national newspapers, news, children's print media, online and more. This phenomenal fun-raiser will continue to sky-rocket! Camp Quality is committed to bringing hope and happiness to children living with cancer, their families and communities, through ongoing quality recreational, educational and financial support programs. Scholastic Australia is proud to donate all royalties from sales to this worthy cause.
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969 GREAT JOKES is a cavalcade of non-stop irreverent humour. There is no let-up. No one is spared. One joke follows another. This collection of naughty jokes is a comedian’s dream. It provides for him a limitless list of material. If you want to spice up your speeches, astound your audience, or lighten your lectures then 969 GREAT JOKES is a must.
Australia’s best-selling author’s favourite wisecracks, tall tales and rib-ticklers. Two drunks were walking home along the railway tracks. The first drunk says, 'There's a hell of a lot of steps here.' The second drunk says, 'I'll tell you what's worse, this hand rail is low down.’ Peter FitzSimons has collected the biggest, bestest, funniest, downright groan-inducing,rib-ticklers, one-liners, knock-knocks, shaggy dog stories and limericks and collated them into the ultimate book of jokes.