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After nearly killing her latest date, one-fourth vampire Emma Brandt finds herself back in the Vampire Community, whether she likes it or not. Faced with being embarrassed by having to go before the Vampire Council's Night Court, she reluctantly agrees to her Council Head father's decree that she go on blind dates set up by her family. Before long, Emma's blind dates crash and burn. Her ex-boyfriend and best friend, Jack, suggests they start fake dating to get their families off their backs. But, it isn't long before emotions run hot. Can she trust him not to break her heart again? And Then He Bit Me is a second chance romantic comedy with some bite. Keywords: romcom, romantic comedy, sweet romance, contemporary romance, vampire romance, supernatural romance, ex-boyfriend, second chances, vampire hunter, dating, matchmaking, chick lit, novella, short novel, novel, humor, vampire love story, paranormal love story, supernatural love story, contemporary love story, sweet love story, flirt, crush, curvy, plus-size, full-figure, short read
Blind dates can be bad, but Sarah Dearly's date is a true contender for worst ever. His neck nibbling didn't just leave a bruise; it turns her into a vampire - and the newest target for a pack of zealot vampire hunters. With her date now their latest victim, Sarah runs for her immortal life - straight into Thierry de Bennicoeur, a master vampire who is just a wee bit suicidal. Thierry can't resist a damsel in distress and agrees to teach Sarah how to live the vampire life if she'll help him end his own. But as it turns out, Sarah may be his best reason for living.
“Christopher Moore is a very sick man, in the very best sense of the word.” —Carl Hiaasen The undead rise again in Bite Me, the third book in New York Times bestselling author Christopher Moore’s wonderfully twisted vampire saga. Joining his farcical gems Bloodsucking Fiends and You Suck, Moore’s latest in continuing story of young, urban, nosferatu style love, is no Twilight—but rather a tsunami of the irresistible outrageousness that has earned him the appellation, “Stephen King with a whoopee cushion and a double-espresso imagination” from the Atlanta Journal-Constitution and inspired Denver’s Rocky Mountain News to declare him, “the 21st century’s best satirist.”
Welcome to writer Andie M. Long's paranormal romcom (romantic comedy, rom com) series where a vampire wants a wife, leading to laugh out loud moments as the paranormals living in Withernsea find their happy ever afters. The vampire wants a wife… Shelley Linley is sick of weirdos. Yet another prankster has applied to her dating agency. This one says he’s a vampire and he wants Shelley to help him find a wife. Meeting him for a second interview against all her better judgement, Shelley discovers that he has no clue about women. A shame because he’s super-hot, amusing, and has a lot of single friends he could recommend her struggling business to, even if he does say they’re werewolves and demons. There’s something appealing about Theo, and Shelley’s sure she can help him meet someone. Then her dating algorithm states she’s his ideal partner. Now she’s not sure if she should take the risk for love or run like hell. Welcome to Withernsea and the Supernatural Dating Agency, for readers who like their humour to have bite. TITLES IN SERIES The Vampire wants a Wife A Devil of a Date Hate, Date, or Mate? Here for the Seer Didn't Sea it Coming Phwoar and Peace KEYWORDS: Paranormal romcom, PNR romcom, supernatural dating, paranormal romantic comedy, supernaturals dating, supernatural match making, paranormal rom com, para romantic comedy, paranormal comedy series, vampire romance, vampire love story, vampire rom com, vampire romantic comedy, paranormal matchmaking, paranormal chicklit, paranormal chick lit, supernatural chick lit, supernatural chicklit, demons, vampires, witches, seers, wolf shifters, shifters, ghosts, mystics, fortune-tellers, wyverns, laugh, humour, funny, happy ever after, kooky, slapstick, British paranormal, free books, free paranormal, first in series free, free first in series. COMPARABLE AUTHORS: Robyn Peterman, Erin Sterling, Michelle Rowan, Aleana Alder, Molly Harper, Deanna Chase, Rhiannon Hartley, Annie Nicholas, Angie Fox, Milly Taiden, Emily Kane
Something strange happens when the past comes crushing into you, right in the present. April, 1980. The British colony of Rhodesia becomes the independent nation of Zimbabwe. A born-free, Tonderai Munyevu is part of the hopeful next generation from a country with a new leader, Robert Mugabe. Mugabe, My Dad and Me charts the rise and fall of one of the most controversial politicians of the 20th century through the lens of Tonderai's family story and his relationship with his father. Interspersing storytelling with Mugabe's unapologetic speeches, this high-voltage one man show is a blistering exploration of identity and what it means to return 'home'.
Other parents give their children toys and party games for their birthday. My dad gave me and my siblings wooden stakes and flash grenades. To protect us from vampires. From the moment he adopted us, he warned us about the dangers that lurk in the dark. Obviously, I thought he was crazy. Vampires aren't real, and I was already enduring enough panic attacks without buying into Dad's insane ideas. But then I met Talon.Talon has fascinating scars and a mouth I want to kiss and a body I want to feel--and fangs. Vampire fangs. Suddenly, the weapons Dad gave me start looking real useful. Only I don't want to fight Talon. I want to feel his teeth on my neck. I can't explain it. He makes my knees goes weak. I know it's wrong, but it feels right. It feels like destiny. When Talon bites me, I forget everything, even that he is a monster. Even that I shouldn't be falling for him. Even that his coven wants me dead.
The grim reaper took a vacation. Now all hell is breaking loose. With an existential crisis looming over his head, Asher needs a break from reaping souls. But when he leaves his door to the underworld unattended, one escaped ghost threatens to turn the French Quarter into a haven for the hell-bound. Oh, and that crisis he was trying to escape? Her name is Jasmine Lee, and she could be the death of him.The literal death of Death. Yep. You heard that right.There's no such thing as too dead when it comes to necromancer Jasmine Lee. She's never met a ghost she can't tame, but when a thousand ornery spirits descend upon New Orleans, her secret weakness is a recipe for phantasmal disaster. Holy ghost guts. She's in trouble. The unfairly hot reaper is the last person Jasmine wants to work with. But if she doesn't help Asher wrangle the lost souls back to the underworld, there will be hell to pay. Literally. Enjoy a smoldering brush with Death in this fast, fun romantic comedy.
Getting kidnapped was never part of my life plan. But being rescued opened up a whole world of crazy. It's not easy being the only human at the Community of Species Government-and especially not when you're the rescue case. Two years ago, I was planning to go to college, have a wild time, then settle into a normal life. Instead, I was kidnapped, spent months being a test subject, was in hiding for nearly a year, and then found out that my whole existence is a science experiment conducted by the bad guys. It's definitely time to reassess. My rescuers at CSG have been awesome... mostly. They gave me a job, a home, and a support network. But the whole demons, vampires, shifters thing is not easy to get used to. Especially when one particular vampire makes me want to take up stake sharpening for a hobby. How can someone be over eight centuries old and have the maturity of a drunk frat boy? The thing is, teenage mentality or not, Andrew is a fierce protector. With the bad guys still on the loose, I need someone like that on my side. Plus, did I mention that he's not hard to look at? I could stare at him all day if only he never opened his mouth. As we race to find my former captor before he can find me, life takes another twist and upends my world all over again. This time, though, I'm ready-after all, I've got an eight-hundred-year-old vampire at my back. What could possibly go wrong?
I've got one thing to say to the fated mate who wants to kill me: Bite Me. I can handle anyone who walks into my pub. Except him--the most powerful vampire who ever lived. The First. Dark, damaged, and hot as hell. He says I'm his one and only Vampire Bride, and that five years ago, I buried him alive. Obviously he's crazy, because I don't remember any of that. All I know is that if I want to escape his vengeance, I have to help him infiltrate a deadly secret society. I'm going to use the time to prove that I didn't try to kill him, and that I'm not his Vampire Bride. Because if I am, he'll kill me. But his wrath starts to falter as our mutual hate turns to heat. Now, I'm starting to wonder if maybe he's right. But whatever happens in the end, there's no escaping our twisted fate.
Writer Andie M. Long brings you the first three hilarious stories in her paranormal romcom series about a matchmaking service for supes including vampires, demons, and wolf shifters in one handy boxset. Once upon a time in Withernsea, Shelley Linley opened a dating agency, and a vampire applied... He wanted a wife. Soon, Shelley was uncovering Withernsea's supernatural secrets and getting into all sorts of trouble. But despite the strange turn her life had taken, one thing remained - human or supe, they all wanted love. Read the first three stories in the Supernatural Dating Agency series: The Vampire Wants a Wife; A Devil of a Date; and Hate, Date, or Mate? Now in one handy volume. Grab a hot drink (or o-neg) and enjoy! KEYWORDS: Paranormal romcom, PNR romcom, supernatural dating, paranormal romantic comedy, para romantic comedy, supernaturals dating, supernatural match making, paranormal rom com, paranormal comedy series, vampire romance, vampire love story, vampire rom com, vampire romantic comedy, paranormal matchmaking, paranormal chicklit, paranormal chick lit, supernatural chick lit, supernatural chicklit, demons, vampires, witches, seers, wolf shifters, shifters, ghosts, mystics, fortune-tellers, wyverns, laugh, humour, funny, happy ever after, kooky, slapstick, British paranormal, PNR box set, boxset, collection, omnibus. COMPARABLE AUTHORS: Robyn Peterman, Erin Sterling, Michelle Rowan, Aleana Alder, Molly Harper, Deanna Chase, Rhiannon Hartley, Annie Nicholas, Angie Fox, Milly Taiden, Emily Kane