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All she wants for Christmas is for her passion to return. Betrayed by the fictional fantasies that promised she'd be ready to rock Adam's world again in no time after having a baby, Angel has struggled to reconnect with herself and her very patient partner in the months after they became parents. With a little help from meddling friends, Angel and Adam finally have the chance to rediscover their relationship and their happily-ever-after. This is a midlife romance about reconnecting to the one you love for the holidays.
To find out whether Santa thinks you’re naughty or nice, you’ll need to trick an elf into letting you see the list! Legend has it that the only way to find out if you’re on Santa’s naughty or nice list is to trick an elf into letting you sneak a peek! But be careful: elves are tricky themselves! To get a look at the list, you’ll need to be clever in crafting a distracting craft to catch the elf’s attention. So, grab some Christmas supplies like ribbons, twinkle lights, bows, and candy canes, and get prepared for your sly holiday visitor! On the nights leading up to Christmas, one of Santa’s elves will show up to keep watch on kids and to report on their naughty or nice behavior! However, if you’re careful and clever and quick, you can set up a beautiful little sleigh that will distract your elf, and then you’ll be sure to get a glimpse at Santa’s list! Sue Fliess’s poetic read-aloud text and Simona Sanfilippo’s vibrant, whimsical illustrations will provide much fun for young readers eager to trick their own Christmas elf and find which list they’re on! Also included are guides for teachers and parents about how to engage children in building an elf sleigh themselves and how to interest them in the history of the holiday and the many cultures that celebrate Santa’s tiny helpers.
Wink the Elf asks the reader's help to get Santa's present ready for Mrs. Claus on Christmas Eve.
Celebrate Christmas with the Internet’s pink-haired sensation and a collection of comics full of hilarious holiday-themed humor. It’s not the holiday season without your favorite crazy aunt! Don’t miss Aunty’s letter to Santa, Walt’s gift, or Aunty’s wonderful witticisms like: “Christmas is a time you get homesick even when you’re home!” “It's Christmas again. Here we go buying this year's gift with next year’s money.” “My boss asked me would I kiss him under the mistletoe…I told him I wouldn’t kiss him under anesthesia.” Aunty Acid is the feisty senior created to give “the crazy old lady in all of us” a voice that can be heard from ten blocks away. With her long-suffering husband, Walt, Aunty Acid tells it like it is and has her own unique opinions on everything. Her fan base is growing by more than 1,000 a day as word on her wit and sassy sayings spreads across the internet where she reaches more than 3 million people each week. Aunty Acid is created by Ged Backland and is brought to life by the team at the Backland Studio in Bradford, West Yorkshire, in Northern England. Their other properties include the widely successful Scarlett & Crimson series.
Sissy and Sassy is a delightful series that teaches children biblical principles and faith in Christ.
Say stuffing balls to Christmas and survive the festive season with The Funny Christmas Stocking Filler Book Guaranteed to entertain and amuse, this book contains everything you need to get you from the turkey to the Queen’s speech! It’s the perfect distraction from rubbish Christmas telly and tipsy relatives, and could even help you dodge the washing up. The Funny Christmas Stocking Filler Book is packed full of hilarious games, dubious jokes and fun Christmas facts. Involve your sleeping relatives in a game of human buckaroo, play sprout golf or the Christmas movie charade game, or entertain the family with amazing Christmas trivia. For best results, consume with alcohol!
Give this Christmas a funny journal instead of those boring cards, because well who doesn't like to write them feelings off (or a shit list or two). This is the sassy Christmas gift you can wrap up and give to your "dead inside" coworker, aunt with humor or your tired ass girl. You will get a festive interior with holiday quotes (and some swearing). Click on "look inside" to check it out yourself. 95 pages of shit 6" x 9" It will even make that boring ass uncle laugh
Christmas Stories, Christmas Jokes, and a Coloring Book! Christmas is almost here and the excitement is all around! The twinkling Christmas lights and the aroma of freshly baked cookies fills the air. You and your child will enjoy these special Christmas stories. Each story is about SANTA CLAUS and includes cute and colorful illustrations for early and beginning readers. ALSO INCLUDES CHRISTMAS JOKES! These stories are great for early readers, reading aloud at home, and bedtime stories. 3,000+ words Cute Christmas stories for kids Perfect for early and beginner readers Funny and hilarious Christmas jokes Christmas coloring pages These stories are great for reading aloud at school, bedtime stories, and sharing with friends and family! Story List & Activities: Christmas All Year Christmas Activity The Santa Trap Christmas of the Future My Father's Christmas Surprise Christmas Activity The Toughest Gift Christmas jokes Christmas coloring book Best-Selling Children's Book Author, Arnie Lightning Arnie Lightning is a best-selling children's book author with a straightforward goal. He wants his work to create a positive impact in the lives of others through children's books. Learning morals, lessons, and good character can start at a young age. Arnie's books reflect this. By providing a comfortable and entertaining environment, learning can be a fun activity! You can find out more at: www.ArnieLightning.com Scroll up and click 'buy' to make some special Christmas memories with your child!
What would happen if Santa couldn't deliver his presents? This Christmas there is a chance that children wouldn't receive their presents and it's up to a very special Snowman to fly around the world, riding a reindeer, and use his magical abilities in order to save the Holiday! Meet Sammy The Snowman - a magical snowman with a special talent - tooting! Sammy goes on an incredible adventure and toots snowflakes everywhere he goes. He brings joy and laughter to many little kids around the world! Sammy does with his snowy toots what no one else can - he saves Christmas! The perfect stocking-stuffer for kids any age that want to have a laugh and read a cute and funny Christmas story! Book Number 9 of the "Fartastic Tales" Series. If you and your kids like adventure stories and tooting humor then you'll love "Sammy The Tooting Snowman". A beautiful picture book for kids that will make story time and reading aloud an amazing experience. Also in the series: "Lucas The Farting Leprechaun" "Benny The Farting Bunny" "The Best Dad Ever - My Awesome Farting Father" "Hank The Farting Hippo" "The Amazing Zoo Of Farting Animals" "The Fartastic Halloween Of Trixie The Witch" "Gabe The Tooting Ghost" "Taylor The Tooting Turkey" The book features: 8.5" x 8.5" size Beautiful glossy cover Hilarious story Full color beautiful hand-drawn illustrations by a professional artist The perfect gift for any child Great for entertaining the little ones What will happen with Terry? Click the BUY NOW button at the top and go on an adventure with Sammy today!
Christmas Notebook | Funny Xmas Pun Sayings Santa Claus Winter Deals Holiday Season Mini Notepad Funny Xmas Humor Gift College Ruled Are you a Looking to buy some Christmas Gifts? Or you know someone that needs this Xmas Pun notebooks for this coming Holiday? This is a great for taking notes, scheduling, journal and much more. Use it for work, business, travel or your day to day notes. Convenient 6 x 9 size - perfect for fitting in your pocket or purse Great gift idea for black friday, Christmas, december, shopper, cyber monday, birthdays, cooking recipe, holidays, or any special occasion. Useful and funny Christmas Puns notepad for writing notes, journal and more! Perfectly sized at 6" x 9" 120 lined pages Cool Christmas day cover design Thoughtful gift for people who loves Christmas season!