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Evvie Drake may be a dragon, but she’s awkward and offbeat at the best of times. She just wants to build a quiet life in the magically liminal town of Twilight, California, and maybe figure out how to flirt with Isa, the cute owner of the independent bookstore that Evvie frequents. But something about the author at the latest signing event feels off. He smells like rust, he’s leaving almost-invisible tar all over his books, and he has a history with Isa. Isa may think she has to deal with him on her own, but she’s about to learn what it’s like to have a dragon like Evvie in her back pocket.
This hilarious collection of over 300 puns, one-liners, and classic jokes dedicated to the fun of RPGs is perfect for you share with your fellow gaming compatriots! Why don’t dragons like to eat paladins? They taste lawful. Laugh out loud at over 300 zingy one-liners and eye-rolling puns with this collection of tabletop-based humor, dedicated to the fun of RPGs like Dungeons and Dragons, Pathfinder, and more! A Dragon Walks into a Bar gives you hours of funny content that will keep you smiling. Whether you use them as inspiration for your level 20 comedian bard to crack wise during battle or if you just want a giggle in between turns, this book has everything you’ve been looking for.
One Emperor's evil plan ignites old prejudices and sets the provinces on the path to war. From award winning author Susan Faw, creator of The Spirit Shield Saga, comes the first box set in this epic dragon fantasy series! HEART OF DESTINY Magic suppressed. Magic exiled. Magic murdered. During the Great Purge, those openly practicing magic were destroyed and those who could wield it were driven into exile. To keep the peace, the emperor erects a magical barrier isolating the provinces from one another. When the emperor suddenly dies, his apprentice takes his place. Benevolent and loved, Madrid is seen as a benign ruler, bridging the age-old conflicts between the provinces. However, the brazen kidnapping of ten young women shatters the accord, and the councillors of the provinces gather at the Citadel to demand that justice be served. It is a flame dropped into dry tinder. Rife with suspicion and hatred, each province accuses its neighbour of treachery, but Emperor Madrid has other plans. He alone knows who is responsible for the kidnapping of the young women, and he has no intention of sharing that knowledge. HEART OF TYR Infected elemental magic. An entombed witch with a thirst for revenge. A secret map no one can read. In a world where magic is forbidden, Elissa is gifted with a crystal heart pendant. Heirs of magic, the necklaces are not just a pretty baubles but indicative of forbidden magical blood. Heart bearer Elissa scoffed at her brother's belief in dragons. That is until one abducted her on her eleventh birthday. Flown to the isle of Jintessa in its claws, Elissa discovers that not only are dragons real, but also the shapeshifters of legend. Bonded telepathically to a Djinn Dragonmerger named Druzy and his dragon Mysty, Elissa is given a mission to return to Tyr and free her home from the tyranny of an emperor determined to control all magic. Hunted by her magically enslaved brother, can Elissa free her people and bring down the barrier, without destroying Ellas, in the process? The battle for ultimate control of magic, has begun. HEART OF SHADRA A gritty rebel with dangerous ties. A secretive mine that buries the truth. A handful of ancient bones with dark origins. Shikoba, feisty daughter of the tribal queen Aisha, has been trained since birth to defend her people. On the cusp of her final trials, she is swept away by a dragon and a Djinn shapeshifter. Bearer of a crystal heart, Shikoba has been marked to free her people from the tyranny of Emperor Madrid. Shikoba is tasked with the destruction of the barrier that isolates her people from the other provinces, but an ancient evil stands between her and their freedom. Existing only in legend, the Naga is a fierce creature of magic and myth with a secret of its own to protect. Can one young woman gather the courage to protect all that she loves? The cost will be bitter – her death in the sacred salt mines of Shadra. Only the spirits of the ancestors can say for sure, who will prevail. IF YOU ENJOY EPIC FANTASY SERIES SUCH AS THE LORD OF THE RINGS, ERAGON, OR THE GREEN RIDER SERIES, then this series is for you!
Whether you were just thrust into a client-facing role or are already in one and want to hone your skills, A Dragon Walks into a Meeting presents valuable tips, tricks, and tools for client success. Focusing on everything that happens after the sale, including some of the hardest pitfalls and challenges in business, John Brown and Fred Fuller share tested and proven methodologies, including: - Unwritten rules of the job - Practical tactics you can use today - Critical skills to execute with clients - Philosophical underpinnings for client management - Illustrative stories designed to provide clarity and application Relationship management (and how to handle sticky client situations) may not be covered in business school, but don’t worry. John and Fred are here to teach you what they wish they’d known when they started.
A maid who is not what she thinks she is. A boy who doesn’t want to be king. A soldier trying to save a girl from falling. Each running from what they don’t want to be, find help in the form of an old man in the mountains. But he too has secrets he isn’t willing to share, and he may not be what they hope he is. This unlikely group, connected far more than they can fathom, with the help of a farmer and his daughter, aim to restore the crown to the boy king, even if he doesn’t want it. Can they survive magic, an enormous dragon and a darkness trying to pull them into the shadows, to become what they hope to be?
This set contains books #4-6 in the Stonefire Dragons series: Healed by the Dragon Reawakening the Dragon Loved by the Dragon
IT'S HERE AT LAST - THE STARLIGHT CHRONICLES, COLLECTOR'S BOXED SET, BOOKS 1-4, with SHORT STORY EPISODES IN BETWEEN EACH BOOK! Box Set includes: BOOK 1, SLUMBERING A CHRISTMAS EPISODE, AWAKENING BOOK 2, CALLING A STARRY KNIGHT EPISODE, FALLING BOOK 3, SUBMERGING A WEDDING EPISODE, SEEING BOOK 4, REMEMBERING A DATE NIGHT EPISODE, BELONGING Hamilton Dinger has a nearly perfect life as he enters into tenth grade at Apollo Central High School. He has the grades for the top of the class, the good looks, and the charm to get away with just about anything. There is no need for him to believe in anything other than himself, and the idea of good and evil is laughable. But all that changes when a meteorite strikes his town, and the Seven Deadly Sinisters, and their leader, Orpheus, are released. They prey on the city residents, collecting their souls for energy and nefarious purposes. As this is happening, Hamilton's longtime dormant supernatural powers are awakened, and he discovers he is a fallen Star. And not only that, he has been called to seal away the Sinisters once more - all to Hamilton's dismay. As the supernatural calling interrupts his perfect life - with his friends at school, his fame on the football team, and his prestigious job at the mayor's office - Hamilton finds a mix of relief and further aggravation in Elysian, a changeling dragon who declares himself to be Hamilton's "mentor," and Starry Knight, Hamilton's infuriating, secretive, and powerful co-defender, another fallen Star who has the power to seal away the Sinisters and their soul-sucking minions. Can Hamilton and his team find a way to work together to save Apollo City? Can Hamilton overcome his own selfish desires to find the will to fight? Find out in the first part of this epic fantasy adventure series about superheroes, fallen Stars, and high school from C. S. Johnson!
The Pirates' Chronicles: Greatest Sea Adventure Books & Treasure Hunt Tales represents an unparalleled collection, sweeping through the turbulent waves of pirate legends and explorations across the seven seas. This anthology brings together a diverse yet harmonious blend of literary styles, from the thrilling adventures penned by Jules Verne to the intricate psychological depth of Edgar Allan Poes narratives. The collection spans a broad spectrum of themes, including the quest for freedom, the insatiable hunger for treasure, and the human struggle against nature's unforgiving elements. Through tales of swashbuckling heroes and villainous brigands, the anthology underscores the timeless allure of nautical adventures and the eternal search for fortune and glory. The contributing authors, giants in their respective literary eras, bring a wealth of backgrounds that illuminate the anthology's overarching themes. Figures like Daniel Defoe and Alexandre Dumas, with their foundational works in adventure fiction, alongside F. Scott Fitzgeralds nuanced exploration of the American spirit, represent a dialogue across centuries concerning bravery, greed, and the quest for the unknown. The convergence of these distinct literary voices, each rooted in their historical and cultural contexts, presents a cohesive narrative that reflects the complexities and variegated experiences of maritime life. This anthology transcends mere entertainment, offering readers a precious cargo of insight into the human condition as depicted through the lens of sea adventurism. From academics to aficionados of classic literature, The Pirates' Chronicles is a must-embark journey that promises not just tales of high seas but also a deep dive into the heart of human ambition, resilience, and the perennial chase after tales and treasures hidden beyond the horizon. The anthology is not only an educational odyssey through the evolution of adventure literature but a vibrant testament to the enduring legacy of pirates and their influence on our collective imagination.
LEONIDAS: I am a Dragon Prince of the House of Smoke… and I am cursed. Falling in love was never in the cards for me. An angry witch made sure of that—if I lose my heart, I lose my life. Only now, a treaty guaranteeing peace will die with me, unless I convince some hapless human to fall in love with me and bear my child—a dragonling born of magic and a Love that’s True. But I know nothing of love. Five hundred years of guarding my heart and opening my bed mean I’ve got zero chance at this. Yet if I fail, it won’t just be my death… but countless others. ROSALYN: My luck has never been good. Being a witch who can’t do magic sucks on most days—it’s even worse when your mother’s cancer can’t be cured. But I’ll do whatever it takes to turn our luck around, including stealing magic healing blood from a shifter. Besides, they owe me—a hot-as-sin shifter seduced my mother, got us thrown out of the coven, and ruined my life. One of them can bleed a little to make things right. And a dragon prince with his wacky Mating Game and blood ten times more powerful? The perfect mark. My luck might just be turning good after all. He needs her to love him without losing his heart; she wants nothing to do with his kind; and the fate of the mortal and immortal worlds depends on them not just opening their hearts, but surviving a Love that’s True… The FALLEN IMMORTALS series is a modern Beauty and the Beast story with flaming HOT dragon shifters, vengeful Dark Fae, and beguiling fallen angels. FLAMING DRAGONS BOX SET CONTAINS Books 4-6 (Chosen by a Dragon, Seduced by a Dragon, and Touched by a Dragon). Sizzling Dragons Box Set (Books 1-3) for the beginning of the series. THE FALLEN IMMORTALS SERIES Lucian and Arabella Kiss of a Dragon (Fallen Immortals 1) Heart of a Dragon (Fallen Immortals 2) Fire of a Dragon (Fallen Immortals 3) Leonidas and Rosalyn Chosen by a Dragon (Fallen Immortals 4) Seduced by a Dragon (Fallen Immortals 5) Touched by a Dragon (Fallen Immortals 6) Leksander and Erelah Loved by a Dragon (Fallen Immortals 7) Marked by a Dragon (Fallen Immortals 8) Claimed by a Dragon (Fallen Immortals 9) Of Bards and Witches (Fallen Immortals 10): Leonidas’s Story KEYWORDS: shapeshifter romance with sex, fairy tale romance, Beauty and the Beast, dragon shifter romance, paranormal romance, shifter romance, new adult romance, romance ebook, top romance reads, fantasy romance, paranormal elements, romance fiction, top ebooks in romance, top ebooks in paranormal, romance books, romance box set
Are you Brave Enough to Enter The Five Kingdoms? Join twins Terra and Lanni Heegan, a Hot Dragon King, Draven Taraxus, and his War Advisor, Chimera Arin Manus as they set out on an adventure sure to make you laugh, cry and wonder if there could indeed be an alternate world just over the horizon!