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One hundred of the best jokes from the Welsh Valleys, heard in pubs and clubs and selected by the author of 'Welsh Valleys Humour'. These are jokes and stories which will tickle, amuse and entertain. The jokes are from the valleys but they have echoes in various other communities and societies. Many are 'shaggy dog' stories and while some are irreverent and a shade rude, none are obscene or offensive.
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Not Irish jokes, not Welsh, Scottish, Celtic, and not racist jokes or sick ones. Not cut-and-paste blanket email circulars for a slow moment in the office either. Just good jokes, told by real individuals in the pubs and streets of the valleys.
HAPPY! HAPPY! HAPPY! As they say, 'Happy is the best medicine to your body and mind'. And what better way to be happy than by reading funny jokes! Get this book NOW and read 100+ pages of Funny Short Stories and Funny Jokes. Do you want to: -Eliminate stress -Burn calories -Heal yourself -Bring joy to people around and -Most importantly, laugh your heart out! If yes, then this is the book for you. So make yourself at home or at school, relax, and get ready to be happy at our funny jokes collection Jokes for everyone - high quality and hilarious - this book is a must read! So what are you waiting for? Young readers will have a fun time sharing this funny collection of hilarious jokes with their friends and family! A great gift for everyone! Sample Jokes in the Book 1.Beauty And The Beast Once upon a time, there were a Beauty And The Beast living in a castle. One day, they have a snow fight but they are getting serious and they quarrelled about it. Belle: Your snow ball hit me so hard! Then she slapped his face. Beast: That's it! I have enough and I'm breaking up with you! Belle: Fine! Then your spell will never be broken. But before I'm gone, let me slap you one more time! Beast: Slap me again if you dare! Belle slaps him right away. Beast: Fine, you win! Since you listen to me, forgive you. Then The Beauty and The Beast are living happily together ever after. 2.What Are You Going To Do With A Broken Precious Vase Artist Merchant asks the job seeker: "Do you have any experience?" Job Seeker: "Oh, yes, I have." Artist Merchant: "Suppose we accidentally shattered a precious vase, what are you going to do?" Job Seeker: "I put the broken piece into one vase again, and when a rich customer came in, I put it in a proper place so that the customer accidentally breaks it again." Artist Merchant: "Well said, you are hired." 3.I Just Don't Want To Take The Risk There is a man who has a wife that would only complain day and night. One day, he and his wife came to Jerusalem for vacation. During the vacation, his wife suddenly died. The funeral agency said, "You can choose to spend $10,000 to send her body to your country or spend $100 to bury it in this land of Jerusalem." The man thought for a moment, and he would take her back home. The funeral agency asked him, "Why would you rather spend $10,000 for her to return home rather than burying her in this place and spend less money? I'm sure that you really love her" The man said, "A long time ago, a man was dead here, buried here, and after three days he was raised again." He continued, "I just don't want to take the risk..." 4.The Differences Between Terrorists and Women 1. Terrorists tell you exactly what they want but women always want you to guess what they want. 2. Terrorists will negotiate with you but you cannot negotiate with a woman. 3. Terrorists will kill hostage but women will not do so, they will only kidnap the hostage for life. 4. Terrorists can give you death but woman can make you live as if you were death. 5. When negotiating with terrorists, they may agree with lesser ransom. When negotiating with a woman, they always want more money. 6. In the negotiation, you may be able to find a bunch of people and police to catch terrorists but women will find a bunch of people and the police coming give you trouble.
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Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!
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